PKMN Scientist Jo

Where are the secrets? 18+ (pokemon rp/unreality blog)

[pkmnsciencej]

About Me

Microbiologist currently working in Unova. Theoretically I'm working in Lacunosa Town, but I travel all over the region. If you want someone to collect field samples, I'm your guy. If you want someone to analyze those samples, I'm also your gal. Feel free to ask me questions about microbes, pokemon, or battling. Not a medical professional though.

I go by they/them and xe/xir. Also 18+.

Pokemon are:

Crinkle (Reuniclus): Loves crinkly sounds, has good perseverance, and naturally modest

Cadence (Gardevoir): Strong willed, serious, and very protective. A gift from when I first became a trainer

Amungus (Foongus): Snack stealer, thoroughly cunning, but naturally hasty

Aguava (Stoutland): House pokemon, protector of the babies, capable of taking hits, and naturally serious

Sir Paws, Minister of Dust and Enemy of the House (Mincinno): House pokemon, steals your trash before its trash, somewhat stubborn, and naturally quirky

Shelby (Dewott): ???. Little dude who eats my food and refuses to pay rent. Naturally Jolly, but likes to fight. I'm not even sure he's my pokemon??

Cinnamon Crunch (Purified Combuskin): Enamored with soft things. Likes to run about and naturally adamant.

Cobalt Blue #47 (Solosis): Mystery Gift Pokemon. Baby boy who is very rash. Hates to lose.

Janice (Ultra-Domesticated Ralts): Originally a gift from my girlfriend. Delicate and timid girl. Loves to nap.

(Note: main blog is @cherryflavored, 18+ and they/them)

[pkmnsciencej]

Have I been up since 10 pm last night dealing with a wild Caterpie and then battling until sunrise? Yes. I have also had about 5 cups of coffee and I can't tell if its my bones or my muscles vibrating out of my skin.

I miss Lacunosa.

[pkmnsciencej]

Unrelated but I think I'm gonna have to take this Caterpie outside. It looks cozy but I'd like a nap too.

[pkmnsciencej]

sligoogle how do I threaten the weird ghost plaguing one of my friends? Can I wield my sandile like a baseball bat.

[pkmnsciencej]

There is a creature in my hotel room.

I don't think I can move it now?

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

It's been nice knowing you, enjoy creature imprisonment

[pkmnsciencej]

Tbh I'll take eternal creature imprisonment than whatever possessed me to go to Lumiose.

Speaking of possession, how are you doing?

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

Eh, been doin' alright as I can be. Takin' care of my boys. Got community service now but it was basically me scamming Unova to build a shelter for free for something I was gonna do anyways.

it's going good, could go without the blue fuck though

You holding up yourself?

[pkmnsciencej]

I've had my bag stolen by a Pancham, got caught in pokemon battle distortion world, got lost trying to navigate Lumiose City, and got recruited by some guy and another detective.

Pretty standard fare to be honest.

Uh, would Musharna Mist help with that??

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[pkmnsciencej]

There is a creature in my hotel room.

I don't think I can move it now?

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

It's been nice knowing you, enjoy creature imprisonment

[pkmnsciencej]

Tbh I'll take eternal creature imprisonment than whatever possessed me to go to Lumiose.

Speaking of possession, how are you doing?

[pkmnsciencej]

There is a creature in my hotel room.

I don't think I can move it now?

[pkmnsciencej]

Its important for psychic type pokemon and trainers to have a good mind-body relationship. For instance, many people use meditation to tap into their bodily sensations and focus.

Unfortunately, sometimes you tap into the wrong sensations and then you notice how terrible everything feels.

[kurhanchyk]

[pkmnsciencej]

Come to Lacunosa

You can watch psychic-types migrating for the summer

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

BBA JANITOR COMMUNITY SERVICE???

Silas sent to the bottom of the ocean arc /silly

HELP

[moddedmoor]

psychic type owners. do your pokemon also mentally blast you with images to stop a mental spiral?

yeah it's annoying

no????? wtf is wrong with you????

other

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

[tossdoll]

grown ass man

?

[pkmnsciencej]

I miss those stupid "Unovan City Slander" tinkatoks. Everyone reblog this and tell me your favorite slander for your city

[pkmnsciencej]

I've lived in Unova for awhile but the craziest thing here is that no one talks about the (probably illegal) battling scene in Black City??

I brought it up to one of my friends and he had. Zero clue about what I was talking about.

[pkmn-im-o]

Born and raised in Unova and have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. Sounds fake

[pkmnsciencej]

Next you're gonna tell me you've never heard of White Forest

[pkmn-im-o]

where does ur pokemon sleep

in the bed with me

in a pet bed

in a seperate full-sized bed

in their pokeball

other (tell me in tags)

Voting ended onJul 27, 2025

Asking bc Ozzie sleeps at the foot of my bed but I'm worried that's a bad habit considering he'll evolve someday