[gnarly]

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

[pussylipgloss]

funny how it’s not halloween anymore allegedly

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c]

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[twitterlols]

[declinate]

“Sometimes you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn’t make you love them any less. Sometimes it makes you love them more.”

— Steve Miller (via knowing)

[twitterlols]

[susiethemoderator]

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

[bittersweetshowgirl]

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

[susiethemoderator]

IM SCREAMING

[paprika]

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[tandembicycles]

@quantumghosts

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Live your dreams you funky little goblin

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Depends on who’s asking

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

[pantuflarotaininglich]

[positivelypositivethoughts]