[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

[mossycakes]

kendall: i fucking hate my life

roman: IM GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiv:

[mossycakes]

im ready

[dogpuppy]

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[kosmogrl]

[placid-styles]

what if they literally all get diagnosed with adhd at once and then one of them is like… “hmmm guys i have something to confess. that time we took adderall, i didn’t feel anything. except maybe like kinda good? but i lied and said i felt everything you guys said” and then they’re all like “wait i was doing that too” lmao

[ryebreadgf]

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[1995lahaine]

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[brightmouth-deactivated20230417]

My spouse and I just had one of those “wait your brain works HOW?” exchanges, and now I am BURNING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE:

Fellow speakers of this feral bastard language (English), rb and tell me in the tags: what is the delineation for you, if any, between evening and night?

[virgomoon]

being 14 when sweater weather came out was actually crazy. it was insane what they did to us who were 14 when sweater weather came out

[thelondonzhiloh]

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[stylesrecord]

HARRY'S MONOLOGUE SNL Season 51, Episode 15

[placid-styles]

how it feels when you (single) invite your friends to do something and they all bring their partners