Plain Jayne

They/them // 24 // I sell dick and dick accessories

[plainjayne5]

Happy New Year!

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[vimeddiee]

Some Phantom of the Opera YeeHans for Crismis

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Happy holidays everyone! Here’s the 5th year of hanzo infomercial! My twitter poll decided that this year’s theme was meal prep! Enjoy!

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Hanzo: Welcome back, everyone! Food is essential for holidays such as this. My personal favorite. I’ve recruited some help to help prepare a meal up to our standards. Enjoy! Before we start, Shall I show you my spiked eggnog recipe? Ana: Oh? Hanzo: Bourbon. Then I use store bought eggnog. And there you go. Ana: I /should/ be concerned, but we have work to do so down that quickly

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[limnerheretic]

Thankful for my adhd bc I get to hyperfixate and crank out very self indulgent trans cowboys

[chipontherailroad]

✨𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ ℂ𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ 𝕀ℕ 𝕄𝕀𝔸𝕄𝕀✨

The hot weather is to blame for this completely self indulgent art-

What’s All This Then?

ＡＲＴ ＣＯＭＭＩＳＳＩＯＮＳ： ＯＰＥＮ！ Summer break has rolled around and I’m off of Uni until September! While I’m still looking for a job I still need

[2for1dragons]

Author: Sen_shi (formerly known as 2for1dragons) Title: All’s Fair

Rating: Mature

Tags: Existential Crisis, Trauma, Mixed POC Jesse McCree, Supportive Hanzo Shimada, Religious Imagery & Symbolism

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Side characters and pairings: Jesse McCree’s Mother, Reaper/Gabriel Reyes, Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe, Winston

Word count: 9394

Summary: When McCree is personally affected by the ongoing Omnic retaliation against humankind, he finds himself facing his greatest challenge yet. Home is calling, and it is not a summons that he wants to answer. With Hanzo by his side, he acknowledges everything that he has loved… and lost.

Is all truly fair in love and war?

Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30932447/chapters/76389083 Art done by @haedraulics

[mattastr0phic]

Kalikuks

Title: Deerly Beloved 

Rating: T 

Tags: Centaur AU, Centaur Jesse McCree, Cervitaur Hanzo Shimada, Cervitaur Genji Shimada, Golem Zenyatta, Warlock Ashe, Marriage Proposal, Urban Fantasy, Domestic Fluff, Courtship Customs, Flower Language 

Warnings: Language

Side Characters/Pairings: Genji, Zenyatta, Ashe, Bob, Side Genyatta 

Word Count: 8392

Summary: In which Jesse agonizes over how to ask his long-time boyfriend Hanzo to marry him and they’re also centaurs. 

Story Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30864959/chapters/76205657

[zo-n]

Title: The Wolf’s Woods

Author: TormentaPrudii

Artist: zo-n

Rating: M

Tags: Hiking Magical Forest channeling my need to run away into the woods Wolves No Animals Are Harmed cabincore/cottagecore Forest Guardian Medium Angst loss of limb

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence

Side characters and pairings: None

Word count: >8k

Summary: There are places in the world, where remnants of the ancient wonders still exist. Considered otherworldly now, when in truth it was how the world began. Hanzo seeks refuge in such a place and discovers a forest’s many enchanting secrets and crosses the path of the wolf who keeps it safe from outside forces. Forces Hanzo brings with him.

Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30879917/chapters/76247567

[zo-n]

additional doodlestuff!

[plainjayne5]

Thunder of Hooves, Arrows of Lightning

My idea for this piece was along the lines of a mythical world AU, where McCree is a centaur and Hanzo is a naga. They both work for the renewed Overwatch, an organization fighting to protect the world for both humans and mythical creatures. I would have liked their story for this scene to have been them working together on a mission that would have to very different mythical creatures working to survive a situation that went south fast, had them growing closer as it went on and showing us their relationship mid battle.

[plainjayne5]

@plainjayne5 @writingpteropod

Title: Every Last Desert Weed

Pteropoda https://archiveofourown.org/users/SilentP/pseuds/Pteropoda

Title: Every last desert weed

Rating: Mature

Tags: Alternate Universe - Historical, Wild West, Ahistoric technology, Steampunk-esque, Amnesia, Memory Loss, Angst, Solo Travel, Background Characters, Injury Recovery

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Side characters and pairings: Mei-Ling Zhou, some mentions of Genji Shimada.

Word count: ~25,000

Summary:

When he awakes in Chicago, he has little to claim as his own, not even a name; the only clue Hanzo has is a journal with his name on it and the photograph within, and the note scrawled in a messy hand on the back; ‘H. Shimada and J. McCree, on the purchase of 240 acres of land outside of Santa Fe, New Mexico Territory, July 18th, 1866.’

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Howdy, here’s a mchan pining days comic! This is one of the vignettes from the last chapter of getting together comic. Some censored nudity under the cut

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[bubblepaints]

Artist: Bubblepaints

Author: Miko

Title: The Path to a Man’s Heart

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Dessert & Sweets, Baking, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Licking, Oral Sex, Self Confidence Issues, Sibling Rivalry, Misunderstandings, Social Issues, Dragon Shenanigans

Warnings: None

Side characters and pairings: Genji/Mercy

Word count: ~17,500

Summary: If there’s one thing Jesse McCree can’t figure out, it’s Hanzo Shimada. The man is brusque, distant, and often an asshole. He agreed to help the Recall crew, but then seems to want nothing to do with them. Except he’s always hanging around, just on the edge of things, lurking.

Or maybe it’s just Jesse he’s lurking around, because a chance encounter in the kitchen finally clues Jesse in to Hanzo’s secret - and he knows the perfect way to get a little revenge.

Story: Read it here!

[crocodiller]

the ovw2 cowboy looks angry

[vargurvargur]

YOU ARE TREADING ON THIN ICE, COWBOY

[plainjayne5]

Care to dance?