Harry Catches You Trying To Do the Whale
warning: silly content
You're in the luxurious oversized shower in the home you share with Harry. You've been wanting to try this since forever, so you pick a day when Harry is in the studio recording and will probably be home very late.
You've printed out some pictures of Harry in action doing the whale and have them taped to the shower wall so you can see his various "whale" positions. You've stocked the shower with several bottles of water. Since you're not actually taking a shower, you're dressed in a cute cotton top and shorts and you don't care if the clothes get a little wet.
To set the atmosphere, you have some of your favorite 1D songs playing in the next room and you've left the bathroom door open because why not?
Now you have to figure out how much water to have in your mouth for an effective whale. You kneel down in the shower, take a large gulp, hold it in, lean back a la Harry and spit it out as hard as you can. You've just performed the puniest most pathetic whale in history, but this was only the first attempt.
You continue to practice, sputtering along like a garden hose with the front of your cotton top getting soaked. Damnit Harry, how do you do this? What's your secret technique?
But wait, did someone just turn up the volume on No Control? No, Harry is back home early and he's singing along with the music!
Before you can jump up and close the bathroom door, Harry wanders in, still singing, sees you in the shower with the wet top, empty water bottles, whale pics taped to the shower wall. It only takes him a moment to figure out what's going on, and when he does he bursts into hysterical laughter the likes of which you've never heard from him.
[to be continued]
