I was on a second date with this guy and I asked him what his favorite Christmas movie is. He said Diehard, and when I responded that Iāve never seen it he said āMe either, thatās just what everyone says.ā
This made me angry enough to bring you a list of the best non-Christmas-but-Christmas on a technicality films.
Tangerine (2015) Critics will say the standout feature of this film is that it was shot on an iPhone when itās *really* how closely the hysterics of the mother-in-law when she finds out Razkik is gay mirror my own motherās reaction when I came out.
ļæ¼Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Take a shot every time a youtube film analysis video makes mention of the Christmas lights.
Spencer (2021) The image of those pearls keep me up at night.
Carol (2015) Throwing the gays a bone here though Iāve only seen it onceāwhatās the alternative?? happiest season?? k stew is already on this listā¦
Stepmom (1998) The Aināt No Mountain High Enough dance scene full stop.
The Terminal (2004) On a re-watch itās sooo random that Zoe Saldana and Stanley Tucci are in this
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) We all know at this point that the turkish delight is nasty, but did we know the book this film was based on is allegorical Christian? NASTIER.
Little Women (2019) This is an obvious choice and I will say I prefer Winonaās Jo to Saoriseāsābut the amount of times Iāve the Laurieā proposal scene speaks for itself
Misery (1990) āEAT IT!!!! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK!!!!!!ā
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