fuck grass*

He/him

[sylvanus-cypher]

Yeah, I could exist as a normal human being, or I could let the

MOSS

consume me, as was divined from the beginning

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[twistedpictures]

[asterwild]

snoozin'

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[dogpuppy]

[zdr-77]

Has someone done this before? And if not, why?

Can't believe that German dude 'Car Mark' or something wrote an entire book based on a Rom quote

Also look, this one's in color!!!!!

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[treklife]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[hbmmaster]

[kosmogrl]

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[sufjansjoy]

why is Jesus posting feet pics

because Jesus wants freaks doing freak shit all on His toes. next question