We are all broken, that's how the light gets in

idek what by blog is about anymore, so just scroll through the puppy pics, plenty of memes, some food and feminism 😒border-feels is my side blog😏 border-feels➡️sideblog

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[rosehovick]

not to be fake deep but… there was something in the air that night… the stars were bright… fernando…….

[kintatsujo]

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

[plenoptic07]

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

[kintatsujo]

An amazing and revolutionary concept

[indigo-night-wisp]

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[bitchycode]

Netflix and avoid people

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[planks-and-plants]

I’ll never understand influencers doing ads for bottled water like “this is the only one I drink and it’s the best and I bathe and shave with this and my dogs drink this and I water my flowers with this”

ITS LITERALLY PLAIN WATER IN A BOTTLE how do you prefer them over another i just don’t know i’m confused bye

[thepersonalquotes]

“I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.”

— Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself (via thepersonalwords)

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[lukeblvd-deactivated20190701]

i’m a better, better man

[just-shower-thoughts]

We pay tax on items we purchase with money we earn that has already been taxed.

[futurefrenzy]

I needed to make this to express a Mood

[syntacked]

Couples | Quotes | Indie

[festisbeiumocanavarum-deactivat]

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

[jade-sutures]

You tipped right

[festisbeiumocanavarum-deactivat]

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[kinw147]

This should be a good meme but please forgive my poor editing skill

[aqueeriuss]

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself