i put the sad in salad

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[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[unclefather]

[markv5]

Когда не хотел потревожить кота

[ahalfeatensliceofpie-blog]

“when you didn’t want to wake up the cat”

[plant-teeth]

top: 2017 bottom: 2015

[lost-in-cantha]

[ernmark]

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

[cindysuke]

truly a strange language

[punkpuppydragon]

Thanks I hate it

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana :v

[cranebones-deactivated20210620]

I hate this. This pains me.

[tottyagainstships]

reblog to delete all incest shipping

[megaceros]

wanted to do a simple deer head were the eye wonders on the shape, always facing camera. Nightmare to rig.

[plant-teeth]

andreas

[dokusama-artblog]

Sketch commission for @cherstal for GW2 gold \o/

Luthyris & Runlitheil (Brothers) // Greer Ashwood & Luthyris (Boyfriends)

Hope you like them ^^

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More info about gold commissions here

[mackarunes]

BEAUTIFUL I love them so much ❤️ @theronsham @plant-teeth boys

[plant-teeth]

[plant-teeth]

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[prince-spruce]

There he is, my little fae

[carrionflowerkin]

friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)

[curtashiism-deactivated20250816]

I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.

[poroquagganbob]

[gw2-oldroots]

the best validation

when a random player ingame stops for a bit to silently look at the outfit u put together on your character before going back to what they were doing

[wlwriot]

My hot friends, after bragging about all the people who’ve had crushes on them: so how many people have had a crush on you ;^)

Me, a goblin: I’m an acquired taste

[boethiah]

dragons have lips

[boethiah]

this isn’t a shitpost. in skyrim’s dragon language there are pairs of distinct words such as: ‘nid’ (no/none), ‘mid’ (loyal/loyalty), ‘mu’ (we) vs ‘nu’ (now), and ‘aan’ (an) vs ‘aam’ (to serve). this indicates that dragons are able to distinguish between the sounds ‘m’ and ‘n’. 

the only difference between ‘m’ and ‘n’ is that the latter is formed with the tongue, while the former is produced with the lips 

therefore, dragons have lips 

[endivinity]

Given when Odahviing talks to you, you can see the movement of lip plates and scales around his mouth, so my theory is that dragons have a setup like this, taking inspiration from Smaug’s design (and colour coded at the risk of looking like a clown)

Also when Odahviing is talking to you, you can see him raising the front portion of his snout to bare his teeth in a(n albeit threatening) smile, so I feel there’s flexibility there too, like a bird’s upper beak given all of that information, it’s now obvious as to why Skyrim dragons have learned to never laugh or show happiness ever

[seasicksandile]

REALISM IN FANTASY CREATURES IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.

[ftmherald]

this is my new child! his name is lynirse and he’s really tiny and also really tired lmfao