"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?
the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]
northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...
the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]
bonus/proof:
we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒
Late night Lugia illustration!
one of my classic texts, from the archives
blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue
everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw
i put hard work and effort into all my posts
Doggy ride ☘️🐶
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
Happy disability pride month
via @ninjahijabimuse
this is so much better i love it
Raffle prize YCH for @/lwrnz_ over on twitter.
complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
bigs my eyes
bigs my eyes at you
bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs
locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight
what im thinking about at any given moment
big and cutes my me at you
#myme
i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl
iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway