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31. Basically a video game npc. the-ghost-of-jason-todd made my avatar, go look at their art

[captain-price-returns]

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[random-fantasy]

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[dogpuppy]

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[junglejim4322]

Thinking any texting habit is weird while using Reddit is funny as fuck the irony

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[dinovelvet]

[shatterpath]

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

“Is it more important to be decent and noble, or to stay true to myself?”

to be decent and noble. next question.

[00000066]

[thememedaddy]

[foxes-in-love]

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[punkitt-is-here]

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

[punkitt-is-here]

[afriiican-blog]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Mood

[punacceptable]

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

[lapalco-deactivated20161108]

me

[chanclazo-deactivated20151218]

She hates Gaugin, loves a tapas bar and always smells like jasmine. She only smokes American spirits and she has never had a boyfriend, only lovers

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally Elizabeth Holmes

[ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus]

Watched a Shark Week special from 2005 and dropped to my knees, I can't believe these things used to actually be educational. The narrator wasn't doing an awesome trailers voice, he just talked normally. Unbelievably surreal.