Anthony J. Crowley (they Call It “Good Omens”)

🏳️‍🌈Ok so the kid is really worried so I just wanna let y’all know that Aziraphale is basically like the Guardian of Queer Ppl so you’re safe hear!🏳️‍🌈 I’m Anthony J. Crowley and somehow I️ found Aziraphale this really high tech library with other sneks. Also sometimes the rest of the Gay Snek Gang takes over my account. Which led me to this college kid’s apartment. She has plants. I️ post about those plants. She wanted me to make a tumblr account so we could play tag? (I️ know what she wants I’m just trying to annoy her I️ practically invented the Internet). I️ only post about plants. And snakes. Oh and this kid’s apartment is pretty nice I️ helped get rid of whatever was possessing her shower and she gives me lavender soap not that I care about sOaP. There’s just one problem: THERES NO GARBAGE DISPOSAL TO INTIMIDATE THE PLANTS WITH!!! P.S. I’m not telling you who she is tho she’ll probably tag me anyway cuz she wants attention which to be fair is a “big mood” whatever that means. Also you can and should ask me and Aziraphale questions. I’m Red Text, Loki is Green, Gabe is Blue, Janice is Orange, and Impmon and Beelzemon are Purple but idk why those two are even on my account.

[planthonyjcrowley]

@teamtrickster hehe - Loki

[teamtrickster]

>:0 -Gabriel

[planthonyjcrowley]

Heheheheh - Loki

[planthonyjcrowley]

@teamtrickster hehe - Loki

[lespoopypodle]

Ah so Tech has been eating Control Spires. That explains a lot.

[lespoopypodle]

This literally explains absolutely nothing, Podle

[lespoopypodle]

@planthonyjcrowley Tech why were you eating Control Spires?

[planthonyjcrowley]

They looked like dicks. So I️ ate them. Duh - Tech

[dogposts]

chonky boy goes sledding

[planthonyjcrowley]

Gabe, is that you trying to sled? - Loki

[planthonyjcrowley]

Gabe look. @teamtrickster - Loki, who is quite bored

[lespoopypodle]

No Starscream you cannot take Digit to go commit arson. It’s not Bring your Kid to Crime day now is it?

[tranzformies]

Fuck you, yes it is

[planthonyjcrowley]

There’s a Bring Your Kid To Crime day? Waylak get over here - Loki

[lespoopypodle]

Well I️ heard that Crowley kisses each and every one of his plants good night

[planthonyjcrowley]

SLANDER AND LIES!!! - Crowley

[lespoopypodle]

SoMeBoDy peed on my bath mat and it sure as hell wasn’t me

[lespoopypodle]

Loki was it you

[planthonyjcrowley]

What the fuck - Loki

[evil-snom]

Evil Snom, was your evil nap refreshing?

cc . )___\ Very. Now is time for Evil breakfast! Then time Evil murder

[planthonyjcrowley]

That my favorite part of the Evil day - Crowley

[evil-snom]

Placing a trail of berries behind me

Oh no! I sure hope no evil lil guys follow this trail and recruit me as a minion! I sure hope that doesn't happen!

cc . )___\ Have you filed the proper application forms

[planthonyjcrowley]

*concentrates really hard and turns into a Snom* I️ sure hope no evil Snoms try to recruit me. I️ hate paperwork tho. Can I️ just Not and say that I️ Did? - Crowley, who wants to be an evil Snom now

[lespoopypodle]

Starscream please do not start a fight with my gf

[planthonyjcrowley]

I’d pay to see that - Tech

[benreythemenace]

why do you call yourself a menace

I I haven’t. My friend Gordon called me one. I think it’s endearing.

[planthonyjcrowley]

I️ too am a menace on purpose - Tech

[benreythemenace]

are there any deals at gamestop lately

I’m not sure. I am currently hiding in Gordon’s closet so I can’t see the deals

[planthonyjcrowley]

The fuck are you doing in Gordon’s closet?

[benreythemenace]

I am gonna find Gordon, I miss him-

For passport reasons of course-

[planthonyjcrowley]

How do you miss someone for passport reasons? Are you sure you don’t miss him for other reasons? - Tech now on Crowley’s account

[benreythemenace]

is kane and lynch 2 any good

I’m not sure, that’s Gordon’s favorite game though so it has to be okay.

[planthonyjcrowley]

Hey you some kinda supernatural entity too bro? Do you like yelling at houseplants? - Crowley

[lespoopypodle]

feeling bored. might release a Ghast on spawn to get an achievement

[puffy-de-biologist]

what about… two.. ghasts

[tranzformies]

by Primus, Puffy youre a genius… but consider this,,, th three ghasts

[tiamat-dragonqueen]

I’m doubling that to six ghasts

[pride-snom]

Cheese no. the consequwnces are too high

[tiamat-dragonqueen]

A dozen ghasts then

[planthonyjcrowley]

oh this ought to be good, didnt realize you could do math too. what other wisdom do you have for us - tech

[tranzformies]

Cheese you are married to an idiot by the way - Starscream for some reason

[lespoopypodle]

Ok wow rude

[planthonyjcrowley]

No no Screamy’s right tho