Nature and rambling

Hello, I'm Magpie! (They/them) Behold my blog for rambling and general chaos! I sometimes post nature-y things.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[transcarcinization]

i drew this in like 5 minutes

[aussiebeth]

i think that is 3 hours well spent

[plantmagpie]

Real email I've sent off today

Fuck my dumb college student life

[plantmagpie]

Reading books is great because you find characters you relate to, but Watch Out. Sometimes you’ll read something and go ‘hm. Maybe I should examine that about myself.’ This is a trap that leads you to therapy

[kayreb]

this made my hands hurt

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[redstonedust]

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[freakasaurus-rex]

oh btw i graduate today. yay

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[empyreal-lore]

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

[plantmagpie]

When I get a high word count I go yay! Yippee! Essays! but when I get a low word count I start screaming and killing people

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[plantmagpie]

Wow I should do some work (tidies my room) (makes food) (finishes that book I was reading) (plans a walk) (waters my plants) (runs out of time for working)

[funtergeist]

The phenomenon

[funtergeist]

The phenomenon