Talent Is Stored In The Balls

[Unreality Pokémon IRL RP] Alola, Xy here! (He/Him) Coordinator and Ball Artisan

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

Alola! Xy here

I’m a professional ball artisan, general woodworker and regionally acclaimed coordinator.

I honestly just like to post whatever? Like, I will share my work, but I often just go into little rants! So be warned! Block #xy talks if you just wanna see my balls… not in that way you creep! Get your mind out of the gutter!

I’m from Alola! Not the main islands, but rather the smaller ʻōmaʻomaʻo atoll west of the main Archipelago (My parents are biologists, we live there for a bit. The place is pretty, but it gets old fast). I currently live in Verdanturf with my big brother who would rather remain anonymous because I’m gonna tarnish his reputation or something.

My boyfriend @mudboy-eliot also has a blog here! Check it out if you wanna. Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you.

Team:

[Lāʻau lāʻau | Pikipeck | Timer Ball | Cute]

[ʻōpuʻu | Caterpie | Friend Ball | Clever]

[Momi | Milotic | Love Ball | Cool]

[Pulupulu | Absol | Moon Ball | Beautiful]

[Jack | Clobbopus | Ghost Tera | Anhilape genes]

Pelipper Mail and Union Circle are on! Everything else is off.

// Both mun and muse are adults!

// This character has been rebooted! Anything from before February 2025 should be disregarded! The original intro post can be found here.

[toxxic-yuri]

i dont have a zubat anymore......

BECAUSE I HAVE A GOLBAT WOOOOO WOOOHOOO WOOOO

[sinnohstruggles]

eyyy congratulations

[shittysurges]

38

[ribbonsofreality]

Why is the unown language so fuckin hard to read

[tinkatinktrain]

Oh good luck... pro tip from a noob, imagine it without the eyes

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

Idk, I don’t see the resemblance to either alolan or kantonian.

Might look similar to another alphabet, but I only know Alolan and Kantonian.

Good for you for learning ancient alphabets, though!

[sprites-and-spritzees]

I love finding absolutely abysmal takes on this website. It's so awesome. (Lying)

Sorry that our tower tried to kill people and rogue mega evolved pokemon ran wild through the streets?

[cam-mon]

HELLO?? GOD???

why are people trying to do the trauma olympics about regional disasters,,,

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

So dumb and infantile.

We ALL know Alola had it the worst of all with the whole 2016 incident.

[pokemonshelterstories]

stepdad sent me a pic. today a pidgey pooped on commander sniffles so he lay down in the street and pretended to pass away

[melonthesprigatito]

I can't believe I actually accidentally predicted that there was going to be a Hisui exhibit in the Lumiose Museum in Legends Z-A months in advance because of a situation I made up for a random r/PokeMedia fake tweet 💀

My god. I guess this is technically canon now.

[shima-draws]

I love that even Kangaskhan’s baby in alpha form has the glowing red demon eyes

Murdering trainers with mama <3

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Fights with a "girlfoe"? That results in a date?

It's not a DATE! We spar, and whoever loses has to pay for dinner! It's CONSEQUENCES for LOSING!

[plasma-veracity]

And then you kiss?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

And then they kiss!

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

WE DO NOT KISS!!

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

Omigod! You are in a Kismesitude? Like on famous web comic, House arrest?

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

Fights with a "girlfoe"? That results in a date?

It's not a DATE! We spar, and whoever loses has to pay for dinner! It's CONSEQUENCES for LOSING!

[plasma-veracity]

And then you kiss?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

And then they kiss!

[cam-mon]

nefarious furfrou staring at me as i cook in hopes he gets one (1) scrambled egg

[tinkatinktrain]

As a little treat, please...?

[cam-mon]

if i give him one (1) scrambled egg then i have to give everyone one (1) scrambled egg

this is how they get you

[yourfireyidol]

.and what’s stopping you from giving everyone one (1) scrambled egg?

[pt: .and what’s stopping you from giving everyone one (1) scrambled egg? end pt.]

[cam-mon]

the fact that i ate my eggs already and i dont think i have enough left in the fridge to make everyone one (1) scrambled egg

they got the eggshells crushed and sprinkled into their food though

[tinkatinktrain]

By process of elimination we can conclude team flare is the most ethical evil team

[skyfire-the-watcher]

How the hell do you come to this conclusion.

[tinkatinktrain]

by the process of elimination

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Literally?

Not sure if it'd be that good to die by yveltal. Might feel like getting torn apart or something.

So it could be the quickest method like the thanos snap situation but it could also be really immensely painful.

[tinkatinktrain]

Yeahh unfortunately you just kind of have to like. Get ripped apart or something like that

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Honestly team galactic would be the most ethical considering that you technically aren't dying. It'd just be ceasing to exist and you wouldn't feel it most likely.

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

*cough cough*

[eddie-roo-silly-art]

Artfight 2025, Here we go!

Card template by @canonkiller

[wishmaker-astra]

Also... if you had a pocket dimension, where would you put the entry to it?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

In my pocket (dumbass)

[wishmaker-astra]

Damn, this guys's sitting on entry portal every time rests ass on anything

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

Tie-on pocket

[wishmaker-astra]

Damn, the 1700s got internet now

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

It’s called fashion, sweaty

[wishmaker-astra]

Also... if you had a pocket dimension, where would you put the entry to it?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

In my pocket (dumbass)

[wishmaker-astra]

Damn, this guys's sitting on entry portal every time rests ass on anything

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

Tie-on pocket

[wishmaker-astra]

Also... if you had a pocket dimension, where would you put the entry to it?

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

In my pocket (dumbass)

[scrunkled]

quickie 030

[5kindsofmagic]

@pkmnathlete

[pkmnathlete]

BUGS!!!!!!

[apricorns-n-ribbons]

@g-zmania