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Psst hi Mae if you find this *points n laffs*/j
I’m kidding, I’m gonna use this blog to talk about my oc’s along with some role play tips! Asks are majorly appreciated, I just wanna interact with y’all haha. Anyways does and don’ts of asking:
-later
how it feels having the deep seated belief that you're inherently unlovable and insufferable so every friendship you make is just a matter of time until they get tired of you and leave
Two cowboys find out they're immortal and agree to meet at a bar in 100 years. The first is the kind of immortal that never ages. The second is the kind that can be reborn into any body he so chooses.
After 100 years, the first man walks into the bar and sits at their spot. A young girl approaches him. She says "Why sir, I do believe we've met before? Perhaps in another life?"
The man spits into a can and laughs, as he says
"What incarnation?"
just before.
just before. (Undertale fanfic - based off of Wickedtale by @alch3mic - rated M by AO3 standards.)
+ soldier!sans x dancer!reader (they/them prns)
+ 4456 words, english
+ prologue to soldier’s story. first time he ever meets dancer.
+ cw: mentions of murder, classism, yandere/obsessive personality, abusive/controlling parents
+ “he hadn’t heard that phrase in years. so constantly aware of the corruption plaguing the world… well, as it seemed, there was still one highlight to live to protect.”
+ AO3 link
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heyooo, I wanted to make a reference sheet / character bio for SOLDIER to match the ones @alch3mic is doing for the rest of their wickedtale boys! i believe they just made cheshire’s thus far, but even still ehe. I still need to update his toyhouse page but… i’ll do that later.
Can I say that beast owns my heart and soul...I would 10/10 would love to hold his giant skull crushing hands
consider his hands yours for the holding! take this oni!beast, inspired by @nurizyume's shinobae au. he could use a hand to hold.
care to take this cat home? he already loves you lots.
/rp …….sam………… learned tommy liked animal crossing……..and was calling him “sam nook”…… and proceeded to build him an entire ass robot with specific instructions to protect and help him…….. with a funky animal crossing voice to make him laugh……………….
Who here wants a boyfriend - I acquired a tall dude who deserves someone nice.
I just found him on the street
Not THIS time.
Your username really makes this for me.
Almost 25.
He is 6’4 so it would have to be a big box.
He is, to the best of my knowledge, straight, if that’s any assistance.
I have unfortunate news for you…
You think I would try to give away an UGLY man on the internet? No. Of course he’s cute.
You guys think I would tell you about an UGLY and MEAN man? No.
[Caption: four pictures of mushrooms that are growing in a way that makes them look like 1. fingers reaching up from under a fallen tree, 2. screaming mouths or beaks on a branch, 3. outer ears breaking through bark, 4. a hand coming out of the ground.]
thinkin boooooout. c!sam and isolation
/rp like. sam made his island to “get away from everything” and “be happy”, right? so he clearly associates isolation with happiness. but…. he also latches onto quackity the second he visits, urging him to sit by the fire, not once telling him to leave. sam, who wanted george to move back in when he stopped being his roommate. sam, who stayed loyal to the badlands, even when his friends were being corrupted to the point of hurting him
sam doesn’t like being alone because it makes him happy, sam likes being alone because there’s no chance for things to go wrong when he’s alone. it’s not happy, it’s safe. “everything is perfect when it’s just me and him.” and “perfect” means “safe”, not “good”. yknow what i mean?
eyes + acne scars and cowboy boots
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Y/n: You're an idiot.
Fresh: I'm your idiot.
Fresh, aggressively pointing to ring pop wedding ring: Forever.
yes qprs are ships guys… it’s falling in love w someone in a way not bound purely in platonic or romantic terms…. you can do any romantic things with your partner, including marry and raise children with them…. you literally call them your partner…. because you’re together….
stop pretending qprs arent ships because they are
like i love qpr headcanons and i do them myself but! still a ship. qprs arent “lesser” just because they “aren’t fully romantic”
(i say this as a person literally in a qpr btw)
good tags @meda-maude! indeed a qpp is not some sort of upper level of bffs, it’s its own type of real committed relationship and should be respected as such
I’m not even joking- has anyone ever done lovecraftian eldritch abominations that, like, go out of their way to avoid bothering humans?
Because if you want to run with the “we’re like ants to them” metaphor, most people who aren’t total assholes are making, like, an active choice not to stomp on anthills or squash random bugs. They step over or around. And it’s not the bog-standard indifference of the genre, there’s an active thought process of “You’re not bothering me so I won’t bother you.” I want a story about people exploring an eldritch horror-city like Ryleh, and eventually it turns out that all the bizarre psychological torture and warping environs and all that are an elder god’s equivalent of trying to shoo out a fly or a spider without killing it. I want a story about how the empathy of an elder god is just as dangerous as it’s wrath.
Addition: There’s also that one Eldritch Horror that finds humans fascinating and does the equivalent of owning ant farms but for humans.
Basically AntsCanada, but make it Eldritch Horror
That’s just the Cultists as described from Cthulhu’s perspective.
Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.
Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.
Is it this?
Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.
That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:
Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.
I’m so happy that the concept of “Boys don’t cry” is finally dying. Men need emotional support just as much as any gender.
To all my bros: It’s ok to cry and want physical affection at any point in time. It’s not situational, it’s not something that should be “an exception”, you are allowed to cry your feelings out.
