shae

she/her -> 24 -> i follow from todorokislion

[thefalloffs]

sometimes you just gotta say "oh brother" and move on

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[hellbabyfromhell]

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

[countrygypsywt]

[fagfishing]

fat hairy belly

[forgive-and-take]

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[maxknightley]

rotisserie chickens are a cost-effective way to feed a small family, or for one strange adult woman to experience the joy of a predator tearing apart a carcass

[dogpuppy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

We're creating our own version of Alice in Wonderland, but uh, heh, get this... this isn't your mama's Alice in Wonderland. It's a little bit twisted. A little bit fucked up

[making-you-in-mtg]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[disgustinggf]

[apolladay]

[orbleglorb]

ID: the bugs bunny "i wish all __ a very pleasant evening" meme that's edited to say "i wish everyone who has to work retail tomorrow a very good luck." /end ID

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that