"you're a tender soul, friend"

30s, Korea-based, forgiveandforget@ao3 •shin hakyun, beyond evil, ajusshis •gimme those spooky podcasts •occasional KOR -> ENG translations

[forgive-and-take]

Inspired by this post.

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[o-craven-canto]

NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

your move, Hemingway

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[animalwoonz]

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[cutecipher]

when she rips your everything off

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

im looking for a homo dentist to fuck

[wesandresons]

WIDOW’S BAY Season 1, Episode 4 “Beach Reads”

[tony-hawks-underground]

[dogpuppy]

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[katebeckets]

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL