*bloorp*

96er. Femme. I'm old ... now....

[avroom97]

Something Nautical 🦀⭐️

Rosemarie causes Lars a headache where ever he brings her, in this case, by terrorizing cute crabs 🤭

[rrondo]

[thombalan]

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[kocalls]

[nodded]

We walk the world for a moment in time, then we return to the eternal wind.

AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER 2026, dir. Lauren Montgomery

[thememedaddy]

[gaykarstaagforever]

Reblog if a spoonful of peanut butter is lunch.

[libertastandem]

MY SON !!!!!!!!!!

[morickyyy]

[nezmar13]

Robert alone with his thoughts at night,

- before coma period

[mary-philbin]

I just feel as if I’ve been asleep for along time and now suddenly I’m awake.

Amy Adams as Amelia Earhart NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN (2009) dir. Shawn Levy

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

[kipine]

[mihri-ban]

Bir ele sığınmanın kırk yarayı iyi ettiği.

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[generaljenobi]

[cbk1000]

I've been an adult hanging out with other adults in fandom spaces for so long that I have the opposite problem of the 19-year-olds in fandom who are like, 'You're 31 and STILL in fandom?? Why are you here, shouldn't you be DEAD??' Which is to say I assume everyone in fandom is at least 25, but probably over 30, and then someone does something that strikes me as weirdly immature, and I think, 'Wtf, that's a weird attitude for an adult': and then I find out they are not, in fact, an adult, and I realise I forgot about teenagers again.