[slavery]

Americans have literally no banter

[b0hannon]

idk what country this is coming from but we’ve probably beaten you in a war at some point

[slavery]

I’m American

[alexa-blissed]

Civil war

[shutoffthelights]

#America: “ill kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dogs ass. I’ll kick my own ass”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[teenscoolest]

[swagintherain]

no shit sherlock

[junmyk-deactivated20200225]

エッジさんと他14人さんのツイート: “無賃乗車した柴犬、逮捕される https://t.co/KfHpxR1y0r”

[sir-silent-screamer-deactivated]

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[prescriptionquality]

FUCK MAN

[hitpass]

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

[fushark-deactivated20161123]

So much cats.

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[sprousetwinsblog]

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Rihanna @ the Golden State vs Cavs game tonight.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[outofcontextarthur]

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

any child: i have this problem every parent under the sun: well that’s impossible because when i was your age i didn’t have that. also it didn’t exist so what’s really going on

[collegiate-confession]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

[dannymrowr]

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

[advanced-procrastination]

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water