b0hannon

27/he/him that’s it that’s all you get

[b0hannon]

I think chicken thighs are better than breasts in most dishes but with the caveat of having to cut all the fat and bullshit off the thighs to make them palatable.

[b0hannon]

Virginia is even prettier to me than West Virginia. I like how the Appalachian mountains are more spread out with valleys in between. More space for people to live and farm also means it doesn’t feel so desolate and uninhabitable.

Took this on the peak of Buffalo Mountain, on a hike I went on today.

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[iconuk01]

Please believe me when I say I have never knowingly shared AI artwork in my life, but this one is so godawful that it defies any sort of categorisation.

THIS was posted by the current President....

Presumably it was supposed to project an image of utter masculinity.... which would surely test even the most soulless of generative AI programs, but this... THIS?

This may simultaneously be amongst the most horrifying AND most gay things I've seen in my long life.

The closest thing I can think of is those old Sino/Soviet posters all about men striving together which just looks like they're a slightly adorable gay couple, sometimes bringing up their kids together.

The central image strives for manliness, though I can only hear Jabba the Hutt's theme playing in my head as I look at it.

But the near naked, ALL MALE, totally toned (and possibly cloned) cheerleaders gleefully flinging their pompoms with gay [sic] abandon makes JC Leyendecker's work look butch.

[b0hannon]

this would be funny if it wasn’t fake, he never posted this. easy google search.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[b0hannon]

I don’t think i’ve ever had a dream about the president but last night I dreamt he was on camera eating grapes and fistfuls of corn off the floor of the oval office like a toddler. it wasn’t even funny in my dream it was just like “yeah that tracks”.

[bignaz8]

[b0hannon]

this is literally an exact copy of a Far Side comic. what the hell.

[b0hannon]

my tumblr algorithm has decided I want to be fed christians posting about loving Jesus. it’s like every third post.

[b0hannon]

my fetish is liking posts that tell you about a new tumblr heart and then taking my like away when I see the new heart animation

[b0hannon]

got accepted for a driving job with FedEx, so now I get to say i’m a “courier” like the dude who gets shot in the head in new vegas

[b0hannon]

wild turkey in the city.. who is she..

[segamascott]

[eltonjohndenver]

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[shubbabang]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

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