Smutsia Gigantea in Gothic Plate Armor

general existent creetchur, full-time himejoshi (They/Them)

[yangbojian]

Yuri (2010s)

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[lainpsx]

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[taliabhattwrites]

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

[taliabhattwrites]

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA

[taliabhattwrites]

Maybe your queer elders fictional or otherwise were also influenced by the biases and contradictions of their own circumstances, time and place, and I am no more beholden to their ideas and ways of doing things than I am to any other form of tradition trying to constrain me.

Perhaps history is a conversation and not an edict.

[taliabhattwrites]

I fucking snortled

[arturia-giallo]

神々の戯れ by ぜっきょ [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[vfeioa]

[certified-cervid]

Burger spp. can release colored ink in a ring pattern when startled to deter and distract potential predators

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[aniconist]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

[thriftedspacesuit]

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

[trailcams]

Source: Cuddeback

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[certified-cervid]

and the weird gray ones?

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Voyeurs

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[gallade-x-treme]

truly the epitome of Back On Their Bullshit™ 😂

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[targetedknowledge]

[homunculus-argument]

[horse-epic]

i was born to race

you were born to act like a bitch

[horse-epic]

[matikanetannhauser]

mambo