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DAVID PASTRŇÁK + BOSTON BRUINS. @ pennepastaas ( fake as fuck. )

[plateopasta]

david pastrnak.

some call me david, most call me pasta but you can call me later ( I'm a dad, saying things like this is part of my personality now ). some dude from Czech living in Boston, hitting pucks with a stick. this is the best I got, I need a nap

@ pennepastaas

[plateopasta]

I briefly forgot to exist

[lukewarmlacroixx]

it’s officially february so if you’re secretly in love with me now is your chance

[plateopasta]

hello pals

I made a post for friends days ago but here i am, ready to make friends

[plateopasta]

friends? 👉👈

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

If she not a lil weird I don't want her

[lamentelle]

idk if you’re busy rn but i was thinking we could like fall in love or something yk if you’re free

[plateopasta]

ooc ;

plots? Spare plots? 👉👈

[plateopasta]

ooc ;

plots? Spare plots? 👉👈

[plateopasta]

[plateopasta]

Im not drunk enough to be seeing any of this

Anyway if anyone needs me to buy them a drink

[yabagofmilfs]

when i say i’ve got that dog in me i mean one that’s chained to a post in the junkyard and is snarling and foaming at the mouth

[plateopasta]

Vegas buffet i love you

[plateopasta]

early trip to vegas? yes please. Thanks

[plateopasta]

Putting out a small plot call and slowly getting to other things. I am currently suffering with The Vid but !!!!

[disgustinggf]

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior