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when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

House treating a low intelligence Courier without any kind of ridicule or impatience always gets to me. I don't know if it's because he's lonely, or because he is patient and calculating in his attempts to manipulate the Courier, (probably a bit of both) but the way House has no problem explaining things in a way the Courier would understand and always answer politely to his often silly questions is very endearing to me.

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(after the courier comes back from a dlc)

house: WHERE have you been you can't just go galavanting off on a frivolous expedition for a month without giving me some kind of notice at the very least. i gave you a job to do

courier: brought you back a snow globe

house: okay 💚 yay 💚

4sa

Houseee omggg ❤️

#literally me choosing the house ending every time #😍😍😍

im a new househead i love your art of mr hous eso mcuh 😭😭😭😭😭😭 this acc is a godsend. do u have any tips on drawing him u draw him the BESTT god i want to rip him apart eat him up u draw him so yummy. anywa

RAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Here's how I draw him so edible:

Some tips:

Straight, sharp nose

Cocked eyebrow! Obviously he's not making that expression all the time but it's so fun to draw

Dark circles (he does NOT sleep enough imo)

Sharp cheekbones

Thick lashes are optional but I think they're cute

Gay little smirk.

Chin dimples!!! House without chin dimples is like an angel without wings

Don't skimp on the wrinkles! He's an old man, keep the botox far away from him

I looooooove to draw him greying on the sides

Iconic stache obvi but I like to give him some scruff too

These are some things I look for when I draw him, but the bottom line is that he should look OLD and SMUG <3

#welcome to the club btw!#i love seeing all the new househeads around #people are waking up to the fact that hes hot #AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!!#mr house #robert house #robert edwin house #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout fanart #my art

4sa

As the tags are flooded with show!House thirstposting, it is our moral imperative as game fans to thirstpost about House's real body as a form of rent lowering gunshots. Join me, we can make the world a better place together.

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#<3 #im doing my part

mochisquish

Fellas is it gay to wait in the bathroom for a Hollywood heartthrob, watch him take a piss, ask if he belongs to a certain group of people and tell him it's ok bc you sympathize with those people too

#yes