stress blogging

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[jayessart]

diary comics - jamp

instagram / twitter

[siryouarebeingmocked]

This guy grew up reading Calvin and Hobbes.

[quotemadness]

“Maybe I’m getting tired – I can’t think of anything but nights with you. I want them warm and silvery.”

— Zelda Fitzgerald

[quotemadness]

“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

[quotemadness]

“No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just come out the other side. Or you don’t.”

— Stephen King

[quotemadness]

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who had ever been alive.”

— James Baldwin

[letsallgotothelobby]

Silenced. 

[stoic-space-wizard-deactivated2]

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

there’s a lot to unpack here

[violaslayvis]

Me

[honeyproducer-blog]

Me in a sexy depression

[reallyabitch]

​me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room

[nudityandnerdery]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[toastbutteregg]

What show is this from???

[gay-irl]

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[tisfan]

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

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