𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐚𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲!

jaiden /// marvel, theatre /// i read too much fan fiction, i don’t remember what’s cannon anymore. /// main musicals: deh, newsies, 36 questions, falsettos, spring awakening, bandstand /// instagram @plcybill /// masterlist

[danieldurant]

screw writing “strong” women

[smp-boundaries]

SMP Creator Boundaries Masterpost

This is a masterpost of all the boundaries that have been stated so far for SMPEarth and SMPLive creators when it comes to fan content. This includes things such as shipping, fanfiction, etc. This post contains links to every main post we have made about the creators’ boundaries so far, with each post being kept as up to date as possible with the information we have. Feel free to browse this list or specifically look for the boundaries of the creators you need, whatever you prefer!

Before the list:

•A glossary of words we might use. Useful if you’re new to this fandom or our blog!

•Here is a note on NSFW content in this fandom. Please read it.

Creators:

•Altrive

•CallMeCarson

•ConnorEatsPants

•Cscoop

•ItsAsaii

•Jschlatt

•Katerino

•Krinios

•Madimakesmusica

•Pokay

•Slimecicle

•Technoblade

•TommyInnit

•ToxxxicSupport

•Traves

•Wilbur Soot

This list will be updated as we gather more information on various creators. If you have information that you don’t see here, here is a post on how to contact us.

[quotes-ig]

if you’ve been missing the Twitch Rivals stream, here’s what’s been happening so far in a nutshell

[pearsam]

I love this so much

[antarctic-empire]

“And they were a family!” “Oh my god, they were a family-”

 BACK UP ALL OF MY OTHER AU’S I AM PUTTING ALL MY ENERGY INTO THIS ONE.

(THE FAMILY DYNAMIC AU IS THE BEST AU, FUCKING DONT SAY SHIT AT ME) (i thank @howdyiamgay for giving me this idea for a post, my mind went big fucking brain on this one-)

aight, let’s begin? :D

WARNING: LONG ASS POST BELOW, IT’S LIKE FOURTEEN TO SIXTEEN PAGES WORTH OF CONTENT

Keep reading

[hahasimp]

Y'all

Who y'all?

[nebraska-is-a-myth]

Dream Team - crime AU

Bare with me okay:

I also have an idea to continue this if you want more

Imagine somewhere in the world, a city, so full of corruption and violence and death, riddled with dirt and grime and poverty. A city that’s run by no one, full of chaos and crime. Where the rich con the poor into believing they are good people who want them to thrive and work amongst them, when in reality the poor stay poor and the rich stay rich. 

The local police force are drowning trying to keep the criminals at bay, robberies and murders left and right, more and more young naïve police officers die on duty every year thinking they can be the one to save the city from the shambles it has become.

Then a new type of chaos comes to town

At first the police think it’s the return of the long dormant gang member techno

But then they spot a large spray painted smiley face on the wall in the warehouse of one of the largest drug trafficking rings in the city, every single worker slaughtered

The police think it’s a one off when no trace of a new smiley face or even any indication that this mystery murderer exists until a new one is drawn on every single crime scene the police investigate for the next two weeks

Some thought he was a vigilante, a hero in disguise who came to the city to save them, to do what the police never could

That was, until a mysterious man walks into the local police station with a loaded gun ,wearing a white mask that is strangely similar to the ones that have been cropping up all over the city

Some officers actually lower their weapons with the belief that he’s here to turn in another wanted criminal

Oh how wrong they were

He fires without mercy and efficiently, every single shot hits its target

He waits, only for a moment, he stands in the middle of the room, corpses around him and footsteps approaching

He swiftly draws his pistol, taking out 3 of the 4 cameras in the room, and he turns to face the last, a smile drawn on his face

“We haven’t formally met. My names Dream”

He talks to the camera like he’s performing for it, for the viewers that aren’t even watching. He talks with passion and emotion, like he’s doing this whole thing to entertain. He continues without pausing, almost as if this whole thing was scripted to give the perfect performance.

 “Although, most of you were delusional enough to call me a vigilante. Look, I get it, no hard feelings. But you have to understand, I can’t just let this slide. I’ve got a reputation to uphold here, and I’m clearly not getting the recognition that I deserve!”

He seems like he’s filled with genuine anger, he waves his loaded pistol around as he talks with his hands. Good thing everyone else was already dead, he could accidentally shoot someone with the way he aimed it around like it wasn’t even there.

“You think these pigs could have taken down those vermin, I accomplished in a week what they haven’t been able to do in almost a decade! I should be feared! Not praised for murder! But no, instead I get compared to these disgusting things! And I’m afraid I just can’t stay silent anymore. So today I’ve prepared a little something for you all to enjoy, all with a little help from my pals.”

He knows that nobody’s watching, not yet. It would have been easy enough to broadcast the event live, but there were too many risks that higher forms of law enforcement would get involved too quickly. Not that he wouldn’t be able to get away from all the hassle, but being interrupted wasn’t something the man was fond of. Despite the lack of a current audience, he knew he had to put on the theatrics, he needed a little something to liven up the 10 o'clock news.

He steps back from the overhead camera, and allows another masked man come into frame.

He’s dressed in all black, a panda face mask covering the bottom half of his face, revealing his wide eyes, contrasting the covering of dreams mask. And an orange bandana around his hairline, keeping his brown locks out of his line of sight. He also wore a large gun strapped to his back and knife holsters scattered across his frame.

Dream introduces him to the camera as Sapnap, the man who has been killing corrupt businessmen all over the city, leaving a little card with a pandas face at the scene of every crime. He knows everyone knows who he is. He’s the reason the rich are so afraid of one another.

Sapnap eyes the camera, twiddling a knife between his fingers. He doesn’t say anything, his menacing glare says enough.

Dream laughs to the camera like it’s a comedy show, before another man steps into frame, he’s not as light footed as sapnap was, not quite as intimidating either. He’s dressed in bright colours that don’t quite seem to match. He waves at the camera with a big toothy grin and you can see the tiny ceiling camera in the reflection of what appears to be coloured sunglasses. You could most definitely identify him, even with the terrible quality of the camera his features would still stand out enough for officials to figure out who this guy was. But then again, it didn’t really seem like these guys were going for stealth.

Dream then takes note of the device the other man was holding and holds it up for the camera to see like he was doing them a favor by letting them get a closer look.

“My good friend George here has made a little device that allows us to control which cameras are on, and which, are completely useless. It’s like having our own personal studio isn’t that right guys.”

Sapnap doesn’t react, just stands there and continues playing with the knife in his hands. But you can see his face creased in ways that look like a smile beneath the mask. Maybe the cold faced killer act is really just that, an act.

George however smiles like dream had just given him a million dollars. He looks manic in the way it reaches his eyes with such pure joy. And he wines with a laugh trying to get the device out of the masked man’s hand, telling him to be careful. Dream too smiles and carefully hands back the device to George as if this wasn’t a crime scene at all.

Dream suddenly takes note of the furious banging at the metal doors just out of view of the camera and his eyes wander to them for just a moment, almost as if the noise had startled him, even though it had been there all along.

“Oh, I almost forgot.” He reaches behind his back and lifts the larger gun from his shoulders, aiming it at the door on the left, while sapnap finally holsters the knife and aims his loaded gun at the right. Dream then looks back at the camera, a smile still ever present on his masked face. “It can also lock doors. I mean come on guys, it’s what you get for building everything on something that can be hacked. Who really needs electric doors anyway, not these guys that’s for sure. They’re about to be dead in just a second. Come on let’s count it down shall we. You ready George.”

George bounces excitedly as dream moves to stand in front of him, gun still aimed at the barricaded officers, he clutches the device in his hands and beams with an ecstatic tone “Ready dream!”

“Sapnap, you ready.” 

Sapnap makes a sharp exhale of breath come out his nose, almost as if he was laughing at the statement. Dream takes the small snicker as an affirmative to continue and the masked man starts counting

Five untold secrets

Four already dead

Three fearless killers

Two rival gangs

One dream team

Part 2 part3 part 4

[plcybill]

theatre men raised my standards, i hate it here

[nivisons]

here is wilbur singing the squid song in the smplive talent show because it made my night :)

[whompwhompminecraft]

Wilbur and Schlatt, a story of love, loss, and betrayal

[passmethemolly]

dteam + friends as old navy employees

 Bad is the manager. a very tired one, but he keeps everyone in check

bad: guys please make sure we’re asking for cards today- we’re behind and-

dream: its georges fault

george: it’s not! i ask and everyone says no-

dream: thats because you aren’t asking them right 

george: how the hell do you ask for a credit card right???

bad is long gone by that point. he’s quietly sitting in the office watching george and dream bicker

he has a photo of his dog on his desk and will smuggle her into the workplace sometimes 

will deal with the difficult customers but will feel bad for being mean even though its his job

sapnap is on the floor bc he can perfect fold things

hates every second of it and always hides in the fitting room or goes up to cash wrap to bother george

purposefully messes up piles of clothes so dream has to refold it

scares tommy whenever he hides in said fitting room

overall, super chill and will go where ever he needs to but folds like a sloth

once caught someone stealing but he didn’t say anything

george is always up at the registers and he absolutely hates it

he will never ever ask people to open up a credit card unless bad is there or unless dream gets put up there with him and they compete against each other

as soon as a customer has an issue with something, george calls bad up to the register to deal with it and he walks away

george will ignore customers and let wilbur take them instead

he steals the candy all the time

dream is tossed around all over the place

doesnt do anything, yet still manages to meet his credit card goal which annoys the fuck out of george and sapnap

he hits george with hangers 

george will always hit him back

the kids are fighting again ft. hangers 

he attracts the weird customers which makes for good stories

he once fell off a ladder and george saw that and he will never let dream live that down

a BOPIS beast- not a single order goes unnoticed by him

sapnap likes to fold the kids clothes since theyre easy and bad never checks kids

dream is a huge wingman to sapnap through the walkies 

dream: sapnap, tell that girl that the boyfriend jeans are 100% off at your place.

sapnap: dude i have a girlfriend 

dream: okay, say it for me then

sapnap: dream im not saying that-

george: will you please shut up i can’t hear anything but you two idiots

alternatively- also the biggest instigator

dream: george, i dare you to not talk to the next customer

george: what? no, i have to it’s literally my job to talk to them-

dream: do it, trust me

george: im not gonna ignore them as i check them out

dream: if you dont, im telling bad that you dont ask to open credit cards and you didn’t count the money from last night and youve been stealing the kitkats

long story short, they got a complaint and george was tasked with cleaning the bathrooms that night as punishment

tommy is in fitting room and he loves it 

he was put there since he was “too aggressive” to be on sales floor

but hes the only person at the store that can open more credit cards than dream due to his aggression 

he gets to go on his phone and drink coke whenever

once locked sapnap in the fitting room for three hours 

whenever he has to return the ‘go back’ clothes, he sprints through the store. he literally runs the clothes. 

once fought a customer that told him he was wrong about a price. 

tommy: HOW IS IT WRONG I SCANNED IT WITH THE FUCKING IPOD AND IT CAME UP THAT PRICE HOW IS IT WRONG

tubbo is holding him back while bad is apologizing to the customer and offering them 70% their entire purchase

wilbur is on register with george and they gossip about the customers 

wilbur is the best dressed there 

everyone swoons for him, which racks up sales since everyone wants to be checked out by the cute cashier

him and george are lowkey the power duo on register 

he cares very much about sizing and taking proper care of the clothes

he drives tommy and tubbo to work

dream and george go get lunch together on their break

dream will occasionally bring george mcdonalds if he feels like it

george, in return, won’t do anything special <3

jk- george just helps dream fold the floor after closing instead of hiding behind the cash wrap counter

george will always bring dream a starbucks cookie on fridays

one time, bad wouldn’t let george wear one of his supreme shirts and he had to wear dreams hoodie to cover it up

techno is a ghost at this old navy. hes never scheduled to work but when he comes it- everything is perfectly folded and they have a spike in customer satisfaction- but people rarely see him do these things

small rivalry between dream and techno obviously 

they will always make a competition out of everything

always a closing time employee- he never opens the store. 

dream is obsessed with how he perfect folds and will stalk him around the store when he does work

techno just wants to work tbh  

tubbo is in fitting room with tommy 

hes more…passive… with the customers 

will always wish everyone a nice day even if they leave the room a mess

will take the time to clean each room while tommy sprints in and out with his arms full of clothes

does whatever tommy wants to do

except when it comes down to who is cleaning the bathrooms at closing time- then its a battle

(just rock paper scissors) 

tubbo and dream sometimes trade places, but tubbo always goes back to the fitting room since he has no idea how the sales floor works 

dream ROCKS old navy clothes 

he abuses the fuck out of his employee discount 

sometimes he’ll get george to give him a bigger discount 

george always wears stuff with brands even though its against dress code (he will not give up his hypebeast shirts) 

bad will let it slide most of the time but not all the time yk?

sapnap shoves his phone into clothes and plays games 

on the quiet days- everyone is on sales floor except tommy. tommy is forbidden from being on sales floor.  

tommy watches from afar as his friends slap each other with hangers and talk shit about the public

his time will come. he will get out of the fitting room

at closing time, dream and george hide in a blind spot and talk for the rest of their shift

sapnap: can you guys please stop flirting and go fold in mens? bad says if we fold everything we can leave early-

dream throws a bundle of socks at sapnap 

george wants to be on sales floor so bad, he complains about register everyday

dream wants to be on register since sales floor is boring to him

bad wont let them switch 

tommy, tubbo, and wilbur always start fights with george, dream, and sapnap

a ‘war’ broke out one night when they were closing

bad made them stay an extra two hours to refold the entire store since they trashed it

george once parkoured over a jean table

sapnap is always friendly to the customers and will ask them how theyre doing as soon as he sees them

scares the shit out the customers at the same time. he’s a ninja

tommy got out of the fitting room once and hid in a rack of dresses so bad couldn’t find him

bad just wants people to open up credit cards

sapnap would bring his girlfriend in a lot and now bad is considering hiring her since shes here so often

on their breaks, they will all sit in a circle and watch the cameras and make fun of people

they have a groupchat called “the navy soilders” and they literally just send the same video of dream falling off the ladder that george pulled from the cameras

[plcybill]

my playlist consists of strictly glee and theatre and i still wonder why i have no friends

[plcybill]

theatre kid culture is being banned from the aux cord

[lostwithnointernet]

I need one of those blazers that always show up in shows when someone goes to a private school

Like

So

Iconic

Please tell me where I can buy this blazer!!! I can’t find it anywhere!!!

[plcybill]

theyre all warblers

[seraphsroom]

Bitches be like 'i hate men' and then dedicate themselves to this rat

[splattees]

okay so earlier i was in a call with a friend and was like yo what if i show him some pictures of Newsies let him guess stuff about them what bad thing could happen?? right???

long story short it was a very weird experience aand i found it funny enough to post-

newsies characters according to my friend who probably smokes crack

Jack Kelly

name is Juanito Perez

homeless

sells newspapers (w o o w)

has patent leather shoes

Katherine Pulitzer

Juanita Paras

she's a stewardess

pituca (basically very stylish) no money

Davey Jacobs

Severus Snape

sad boy

patent leather shoes

Juanito Perez' enemy

loves Juanita Paras

Les Jacobs

the name is Dobby

crazy child no arm

"ooh maybe it's me in another life!!"

domestic elf??? (oh god)

cleans for Severus Snape

Crutchie Morris

"..."

"it's best if i say nothing"

"he looks like a pervert---"

okay so his name is Don Caca

either a teacher or a photographer

BAD BAD BAD

Racetrack Higgins

his name is Jack The Ripper

he's a serial killer

smokes a lot

some thugs hit him

Spot Conlon

his name is Bardo

lord of the forest??????

also sells newspapers

Juanito Perez' enemy

Joseph Pulitzer

Professor J.K.

hits those who sell newspapers

he's like the boss

very evil

Hannah

Palo

Professor J.K's wife

also hits the poor poor newsboys

Medda Larkin

Celia Cruz

singer

very rich

says AZUCAR

...

looking back it was definitely funnier actually hearing him say it but STILL POSTING I NEED CONTENT

[timetogoslumming]

excuse the terrible quality of these screenshots but i watched newsies again tonight. ive come to the conclusion that davey, mike, and ike are best friends. 

maybe they all went to the same school before the twins hit hard times and had to leave to become newsies. 

maybe their families know each other. 

i dont know. i just know that i love this concept.