Maslow's Hiearchy of Needs

"Maybe we live just to tell our story and how to get there."

[outofcontextpkmn]

[leggomyriego]

[squeakitties]

[princi777-deactivated20180728]

This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

[sinaminace-deactivated20200713]

Unmute this immediately

[vinesubtitles]

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

[irlsuccubus]

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[pudgeruffian-deactivated2019012]

Ya’ll ever forget you have bones?

Like you absentmindedly feel the edge of your eyesocket or the corners of your cheekbones and you’re like:

“Oh yeah. I have a skull…I’m part skeleton.”

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[trauma-blog]

me: wow i really have my mental illness under control!

me, remembering i rarely have enough energy to bathe or brush my teeth: ah,

[lightsiberia]

[memescomedy]

[memewhore]

[officialdreadwolf]

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945

[officialdreadwolf]

[paulthebukkit]

2018 is coming to an end so here’s my most favourite sentence in history to congratulate everyone for surviving this year.

[thedgeofsleep]

current aesthetic: dan resting the axe on his shoulder.

[blackphoenixalchemylab]

Wait... what are we trying to summon with this ritual?

[azzandra]

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS