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[princessmoonyy]

so im rereading son of neptune and taking a gorgon's free sample platter, then sledding down a hill using said platter, and finally crash landing into a bush is the most percy jackson thing I've ever read.

[beans-galoree]

Why The Fuck Is America Trending. What did The Government Do Now.

[lorenlily]

she fr has the annabeth look!!! and the reply 💀

[murasaki-cha]

I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book

Because movie Percy's like:

Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~

Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there

Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go

Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:

Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!

Percy:.....

Percy: something's horribly wrong

[rylandsgrace]

New look at Percy Jackson season 1

[pumpkinpdf]

ok but…….. garlic??? the finger crosses????? two things that are meant to ward of VAMPIRES??????if there is a ofmd x wwdits crossover i’m gonna scream

[gffa]

Tfw your student is apparently still bothered by your 20+ year mass murder, child-killing, genocide spree:

"Is that what this is about?"

Really???? You're still hung up on that??

How much apologizing does he have to do??? (I mean, once would be nice.)

[bizarreaizen]

Real homies respect trans people!

[thoughtslostandfound]

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

[wilwheaton]

This should not be controversial.

[tarriecat]

Hello Tumblr and happy Corn Day! I stitched the entire Corn Speech because why NOT stitch the entire Corn Speech?

If it amuses you, you can find it and my other Dracula patterns over here!

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

"I read between the lines of your letter, and have been in an agony."

It's a common opinion that Arthur is the blandest suitor. But I'd argue that this line and his realization that Lucy needed help shows something this group needs: someone who can read the meaning behind communication that isn't particularly clear.

In a book where everyone is cautious about worrying each other, that is important.

[startingtofly]

Listening to re: Dracula these days be like

[blumineck]

"Why are there so many female archers in fiction?"

Please forgive the clickbait-y title! This is a super complex and interesting topic that I barely scratch the surface of here, but I hopefully will be able to do more justice to things like this in the future!

Also, it's not the point of the video, but I had fun with the outfits in this- do you have any faves?

As always, please consider supporting me on Patreon if you can, or watching on youtube if not!

[barissoffee]

More Ahsoka episodes means higher chance of seeing married kalluzeb

[titansandcurses]

i feel like everyone's really glossing over the fact that allan canonically killed someone. there is a doll IN CANON with a kill count. i love him

[sunny-platypi]

[georgiacooked]

Dracula Daily sketch(es) for August 3rd

In which the first mate of the Demeter recounts seeing a ghastly apparition, and Lucy continues to sleepwalk.

[catchymemes]

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]