oh wow an account

Idk man, I'm decent at explaining stuff

[beans-galoree]

My medicine is actually restoring my sense of smell, so I'm going to write down the smells because this is great

I've been working on this in the drafts because bad memory, and this seems like a good point to post it

Strawberry and Grape Soap- First thing I've smelt in years, I didn't know soaps actually smelt different. I thought it was a hoax made by big soap to sell more lotion and soap or something.

Mac and Cheese- I'm crying over Kraft rn. This is the best meal I've ever had

Bacon- I'M SORRY FOR SAYING THAT BACON IS OVERRATED I TAKE IT ALL BACK HOLY SHIT

Candles- I spent maybe an hour just smelling a bunch of candles (I was very excited), I now have over twenty send help /j

Coffee- this shit is ass, how do people drink this let alone sit in a coffee shop. I wanna vomit whenever I pass Starbucks.

Vanilla- not the best, can't see why people want this as their soap smell but it is good in the extract form

Lavender- favorite flower, they are all great but holy shit

Rose- brought back a memory of me and my brother at our local zoo, I didn't know smells could do that. My memory is getting better overall tbh.

Fall air- what the fuck why is the air different huh

Rain and grass- I THOUGHT YALL WERE LYING WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRASS AND RAIN HAS A SNIFF

Various fruits- mango, banana, peach, Lemon, and coconut are definitely some of my favorites. Peach is my favorite smell overall rn. It's surprising strong

Garlic bread- I'm crying. It's so nice and the smell makes it taste more somehow Jesus fucking Chris

The holiday smells- awesome, I love the pine at Christmas, peppermint is a bit overrated. Pumpkins smell weird, but not bad. Thanksgiving was a lot more overstimulating this year. The seasonal candles are also cool :)

Cookies- I need to bake more often, anything baked is actually a great smell, especially banana bread.

Cleaner- why do some of them smell like the fruit a child will eat this

Those are the highlights so far I'll try to update when I smell more things purely because I will forget and this is fun.

Ocean- it's not good, still salty even if it's just the air. Why do people like this?

Gas- very strong, I could always smell it a little bit but God damn that shit doin too much (kinda good tho)

Water???- what why do the waters from different places smell different why and how huh

Pool room- another strong one, not bad but also not any good. Too strong to go unnoticed tho

[growing-past-me]

Simon calling Grace “Ryland” and it making Grace deeply uncomfortable in a way that he can’t explain.

[snailhouse]

[velvetveiltheory]

Can we all point and laugh at this tier list I found on Twitter I’m enraged

[baxs-tblr]

OP PUBLIC APOLOGY NOW

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[gromqueer]

reblog if youre a leaky space blob

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[indianterritory-deactivated2022]

two spirit is not a "native version" of anything

its not a "native version of nonbinary" or a "native version of bigender"

thats not what it means, that’s not what it’s ever meant

two spirit is an pan-tribal term coined by indigenous people in 1990, for indigenous people, to replace the term berdache, an offensive term that white settlers applied to indigenous people that fell outside of the western lens of gender and sexuality

two spirit isnt a "native version of nonbinary" because two spirit doesnt inherently mean someone is nonbinary. some of us are, but so many two spirited people arent. many people in our community also choose specifically not to label themselves with terms like nonbinary, gay, bisexual, etc, and solely use two spirit or another term from their tribe or language

we can be anything and everything and nothing you've ever imagined

to say its a "native version of nonbinary" is not just inaccurate, it's a complete erasure of a massive part of our community

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[duketod]

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[theconcealedweapon]

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[guerrillatech]

[glasswhistles]

MLK was a star trek fan

[lieutenant-sappho]

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

welcome to my Internet Heaven

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce