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[cutecipher]

[danandphilupdates]

phil tweet

28/6/26

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[dansasterology]

STOPPPPPPOP OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tall]

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[pseudophan]

listen i love the podcast and i understand dan and phil wanting to appeal to people and play nice and all but do they not realise how ENDLESSLY funnier the whole thing would be if they just did the full episodes like this. less filter more chaos just go for it

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[shegottosayit]

34 and ready to score!

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[janmusija]

five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

[lamignonette]

[battletoads]

thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[thrivingisthegoal]

STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here

[charseraph]

Live from NASA GISS, kicking-off the Weather and Climate 100-hour livestream

Tune into our 💯 hour Weather & Climate Livestream, brought to you by 200+ US meteorologists and climate scientists whose research is at risk

“There’s a pretty robust scientific consensus that when it gets warm, ice melts”

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??