Jena

Embarrassing myself since 97

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[missbond]

Advice your mother should’ve given you.

Stick by your word and stand firm with your boundaries. Don’t allow people to poke, probe, and push your limits, boundaries, and no zones after you told them not to. Don’t be fooled, all people need is one warning to get the memo that something is off limits, but no one will respect a person who is all talk and no action. Put action behind your words, no one will take your words seriously if you don’t, empty threats get you nowhere. People only continue trying you when they know/think they can get away with it. Say it with me, first times a warning, second times a done deal. Don’t disrespect yourself by going against your boundaries and personal code. 

[abovethemists]

ABBA waited until our darkest moments, when the world needed them most, and then they returned.

[psyduckscience]

Abbatar

[billy-crudup]

i need 5-7 business days to recover from this

[guerrillatech]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

[kingofthepitt]

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[tifaria]

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

[jiminslight]

jimin taking care of his hobi 🥺

[toastbutteregg]

[hecth-ledger]

heartbreaking doctor who moments ♢ vincent hearing his worth

I just wondered, between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?

[quasarkisses]

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[lightupthenigth]

[iamafireplace]

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” with every second beat removed

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

“Gimme gimme man af midnight

lub some lovely channels eh

gimme gimme man af midnigh

make me fuck this steak all day~”

[siristaci]

EVERY TIME i see that someone has written lyrics to these, I end up reading ahead and find a line where I’m like “that’s too funny, how much creativity went into coming up with that?” And it’s always the CLEAREST lines. Like, that clearly says “make me fuck this steak all day”, there’s no other way to interpret it!

[pleasecallmebigmama]

I’ve been on a big ABBA kick lately and I late this immensely

[blackgirlsreverything]

[aidashakur]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“There’s always a message in the way a person treats you. Listen.”

— Unknown

[unpretty]

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

[inkstainedchocolateeyes]

…i did not know this, thank you

[unpretty]

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

[sneakyfeets]

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

[pleasecallmebigmama]

This actually makes things make sense, sometimes when I’m exhausted and know I can’t ever nap I just lie in bed for an hour and feel almost all of my energy return