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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@siristaci
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
I have seen a young lady with her table loaded with volumes loaded of fictitious trash, poring day after day and night after night over highly wrought scenes and skillfully portrayed pictures of romance, until her cheeks grew pale, her eyes became wild and reckless, and her mind wandered and was lost — the light of intelligence passed behind a cloud, and her soul was forever benighted. She was insane, incurably insane from reading novels.
-- an anonymous pastor in 1864, on the greatest threat to young women
People complaining about the current romance book trends ruining women
Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.
Ten foot pole: a spear
Ten meter pole: the center post of a big top circus tent
Ten foot pole: a soldier who wants it outside of stabbing distance
Ten meter pole: a clown who wants it out his fucking circus
@ominous-signs
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
Hey, did you know archive.org has a bunch of free 90s shows you can stream?
The problem is finding them, since no one's organized them all in one place with covers and episode info. I'm trying to fix that with my new website.
It's in BETA right now, and all the content was just added today, so I've barely scratched the surface of what's out there.
Submit shows and request here
Watch party with synchronized video and chatrooms
I took Little Miss to the pride parade last week, and she had a blast!
On the way, I explained what the parade was about (in terms she'd understand), explaining aspects like sexuality/romantic (who people like to kiss/love, including those who don't want to kiss/love anyone, and all the combinations there), gender identity (being born one thing and feeling like you're something else/intersex), and the whole reason there's a 'celebration' about it (some people think it's wrong and queer people don't have support, so we show our support at the parade). I also explained how I'm a part of the community. (And I definitely explained things better when talking to her than summarizing here; right now, I'm very distracted and trying to hurry up so I can make her some lunch)
While we waited for the parade to start, we danced to the music that was playing, and I took some time to explain the history of pride, focusing on Marsha P Johnson, 'no cops at pride', and Dykes on Bikes (which I ended up explaining to my sister who was there as well, since she's not as educated on the history as I am).
She got lots of goodies: candy, cookies, tons of stickers, and even some blue sunglasses.
I definitely pointed out the pretty black and blue dress to her (I did wait until he had almost passed us so she wouldn't get the full effect). And across the street from where we were, I noticed this building.
We were around the halfway point, and there was one woman handing out candy that realized she was nowhere near halfway through the bag, so she offloaded three giant handfuls of taffy into my shirt that I pulled out to make a basket.
And sat next to us was a young man with clown makeup who made this flower for Little Miss. He was really respectful about it too, kinda slowly approaching from behind so that I'd notice him first, then, when acknowledged, he said he wanted to give it to her (with his facial expression showing that he was asking if it was okay to give it to her), but didn't want to startle us.
There was even a guy on our other side who was pretty much just wearing a jock strap and a torso harness. He was going back and forth between the barricade and the parking strip where he'd dropped off his stuff (Little Miss was doing the same) and it took her a few minutes to notice him. She stared for a few seconds, then shrugged it off and went back to watching the parade. She doesn't even remember him now.
What does she remember? Rainbows, candy, and happy people. That one kid who gave her his bracelet when he ran out of candy just before her. The person in a teal doggie costume who gave her a high five. The zombies from the local haunt who approached slowly, and were delighted when she smiled and waved at them, completely unfazed. And "the guys dressed like Mommy's Star Wars show" (the local 501st had some stormtroopers there, plus an Ahsoka).
I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.
Let's ambush mama! 😼
"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"
"Pallas kittens."
The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.
when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly
important things happening in r/cats
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
JESUS CHRIST, PALPATINE PUSHING FOR HOW THE PADAWANS SHOULD GET MORE COMFORTABLE AROUND THE CLONES AND WE KNOW IT’S BECAUSE HE WANTS EVEN THE YOUNGLINGS TO LET THEIR GUARDS DOWN SO THE CLONES CAN KILL THEM EASIER
This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.
Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.
Reblog to save a duck
Quack quack
It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”
