Official Petgirl of Lt. Commander Data

I like taking pictures of myself. Maybe one day someone will want to take pictures with me or of me. Horror-Death-Metal- Nudes-Pee pees-Pussies-Magick- Puppies-Gore-Socks-Serial Killers DDlg-BDSM-Lieutenant Commander Data

[scoobandshagtalk]

Like, shit man!

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Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review

Let’s see.

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

[yidquotes]

Translated back is WAY better than the actual song.

[queerlyglittering]

This is biblical

[jehovahhthickness]

[bobbijaxxx]

She did not have to go that hard.

[historical-nonfiction]

Vogue Actually Printed This Crazy Diet In The 1970s

[dudewithmemes-deactivated202201]

My new diet

[pringlesaremydivision]

lucille bluth

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes!!

[tyavamyaisha]

Say it again.

[moby-grapes]

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[lemonsweetened]

My mom is German and told me what the fuck these were actually trying to mean.

“You can me once” is supposed to mean “you can kiss my ass ONCE ” As in like,, you can be a suck up once.

“What must, THAT MUST” is supposed to be “it is what it is”

“Now butter by the fishes is a German saying that is more like ” can I have some butter with the fish?“ Which basically means ” get to he point of the story. “

[kingjaffejoffer]

These are somehow just as confusing as the coasters

[deaf-novelist]

*sigh* These things are still happening in this time and age…

[ithelpstodream]

“They think deaf people aren’t supposed dance or hear the music.”

Watch Shaheem prove them wrong.

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[fluffmugger]

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable”   “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

[jezmmart]

Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hyena-princess]

@elegant-witch-bitch

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@glitterytammy

[justbadpuns]

Jesus christ

[saddest-cat-hours]

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

*thomas the terror engine*

[pleasechokemedaddy]

This made my whole fucking DAY

[marykatemorrissey]

me, pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive through at 1 am, mascara tears on my cheaks and SOS by ABBA blasting through the speakers: 40 nuggets and an apple pie plz

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[depsidase]