Mike Driver
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Cosmic Funnies
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we're not kids anymore.
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I’ve been applying for jobs lately, it’s a brutal process. Whenever I apply for a job and get no feedback, I send them a second application on behalf of my good buddy Steve Jobs
The Receiver
matthew thompson
kilnformed glass
2016
Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with over a hundred endings illustrated by the best artists working today, comes out June 7th! It’s got FOUR playable characters, secret endings, secret books-within-a-book, a comic book section, AND MORE - and we’re spending the month until release playing the book, starting at the first page, seeing what happens, and letting YOU decide what happens next! You can also pre-order the book right now - and when you do you can enter to win FREE ART and PRIZES! :0
Yesterday as Juliet we were trying to decide whether to drink some water before jogging home to kick everyone out of our castle (as one does), and the decision is to… DRINK THAT WATER. So:
HAVE A REFRESHING GLASS OF WATER
You order a pitcher of water, chug that back, and jog back to the castle. You’ve never jogged buzzed before. It’s pretty nice!
When you get there, that party your parents were having is in full swing. You’re drunk enough not to care, which is great! In fact, you’re precisely drunk enough to …
OPTION KICK BUTT: Kick everybody out
OPTION DROP VOMS: Puke on yourself and go to bed
******
A short one today! Fav to kick some butts, Reblog to drop some voms, and we’ll see precisely how Juliet’s adventure goes off the rails tomorrow! And since the book isn’t out yet, be sure to preorder it and then enter here to win free art! YOU COULD WIN A FREE ART
In contrast with yesterday’s staid options for Juliet of “drink water or, uh, don’t” today you can have her drop voms or kick butt. The only question is… WHICH IS THIS SHAKESPEARE CHARACTER’S BEST DESTINY??
have the transparent sonic childe for your blog
sick.
been playing cities: skylines.
i am a good mayor.
ditto
The photo was allegedly pulled off of his personal Facebook account before he kicked up his privacy settings and scrubbed clean all affiliations with Kreyos. Some campaigns are total pipe-dreams, sure, but they at least they often have a few working test models and a real plan. The campaign set out to raise $100,000, and managed to pull in a total of $1.5 million.
lmao
indiegogo founder to funders: 'here comes my piss lol'
"So, do you want to join Starfleet and go to Klingon and the other side of the galaxy?"
-Eugene Bowski??
This quote does not make sense.
So here’s the thing. The Klingon homeworld didn’t have a canonical name until TNG’s Sins of the Father which aired in March of 1990. Of course, NOW everyone knows it’s Qo’noS, but up until then the closest we had was the non-canon “Kitumba” idea from a Phase II script that never happened.
Star Trek VI came out in December of 1991, almost two years later.
So why would Eugene Bowski, a Star Trek fan who liked Star Trek enough to proselytize outside a movie theater not know the name of the Klingon homeworld? It doesn’t make any sense.
As far as I can tell there are only TWO explanations.
EXPLANATION ONE: The first and most likely is that Dana Tofig has MISQUOTED Eugene Bowski and that Eugene Bowski was probably really embarrassed by such a quote and was made fun of by the crew of the Nautilus.
EXPLANATION TWO: Less likely is that Eugene was doing it on purpose. If he was wearing “a snug blue-and-white Federation-approve uniform” then he’d be dressed in the 2271 “Star Trek The Motion Picture” outfit, which look like this:
and maybe, maybe, Eugene was trying to stay in character, somehow reasoning that if the name hadn’t been established in canon by the Motion Picture era, then a character FROM that era would call the planet by a wrong name?? But even so, a fan with this much commitment would probably call it “Kitumba” (from Phase II) or “Kling" and not "Klingon". After all, we don’t call our planet "Human".
IN CONCLUSION: I’m pretty sure Dana misquoted Eugene here and I’m glad that with our modern technology we can right this decades-old wrong:
"So, do you want to join Starfleet and go to Qo’noS and the other side of the galaxy?”
-Eugene Bowski, for real this time
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
NIGHT BLOGGERS WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY
UGLY CRYING
IGHHHHuUGHHHHUGHHHHGAHHHH
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ever heard of a little thing called 'the stork', pal
In this paper I will present my proposal that nuclear weapon use by crows is a worrying development that threatens the safety of the western world. In their paper published in Nature by Hunt et al, they provide the example of New Caledonian crows ( Corvus moneduloides ) which manufacture and use of two different types of hook tool to aid prey capture. There is an undeniable increase in nuclear weapon stockpilling by rogue actors. The world nuclear association case study on proliferation shows both North Korea and Iran devoting signifiant resources to development of nuclear weapons. Based on this supporting evidence I am confident stating the rogue crows in our nations woodland already have a stockpile of yellow cake uranium.
In conclusion, all hail our corvid overlords.
agreed
agreed
a song of ice and fire? you mean medieval sex homestuck
Can someone get one of your artwork tattooed (with a signature on the cornor of the tattoo and/or by giving you a certain amount of money?)
I’ve said this several times before: As long as you credit me to the tattoo artist and anyone who asks and send me a photo of the finished tattoo, go ahead!
you need a tattoo FAQ
John F. Kennedy, President of Americania, travels trough France on horseback. In Lorraine he meets the Vosgian Beast, a mythical and fierce creature, feared in the whole area. JFK is drawn into a speedy duel and looses himself deeper and deeper in the dark and haunted forest.
i’m reblogging this and now you all have to see it. get wrecked, followers