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plentynnewid

Kingdom come deliverance 2 and golden girls

#kcd2 #henry of skalitz #kingdom come deliverance #golden girls #Bea Arthur would kill in 15th century armour

my-dailydreams

i-draws-dinosaurs

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

I know a lot of people write jitka of kunstadt as either a asexual bookworm or a lesbian to get her (in a nice way) out of the way for hansry, which is fine, but alternatively heres my idea.

Jitka is as much of a sex pest and a petty noble as Hans ever was, constantly seducing the men around her, and with multiple scandals under her belt, which is why her uncle was so keen on them getting married as soon as possible, before there's a bastard babe in the oven.

So when her and hans finally meet, people think it'll be great, they're so similar, they won't be able to keep their hand off eachother. But there's three problems, not only is she actively trying to make Hans break the betrothal, but Hans isn't even her type. No she likes tough peasant boys, with rough hands and gravely accents. You know, men like Henry, sir Hans' page that never leaves his side. And finally because the are both so similar, they can't stand eachother and both think the other is the most snobby, entitled and stuck up person they've ever met (they also have the same taste in men).

So now jitka is trying to seduce Henry right under his lords nose (stroking Henry's arm, watching him train, feeling faint in the hot sun and needing specifically Henry to guide her to the shade, the whole shebang) Hans is at first confused, until he hears jitka compares herself to guinevere and Henry to Lancelot, then he's like "oh it's on, that's my lancelot bitch!" Now Hans is jealousy hogging all of Henry's time and trying to stake his claim on Henry as subtly as hans can (which we know from the Sam convo in kcd2 is not very subtle) jitka is now the one confused. Why is her future husband upset that she is trying to seduce the page he has with him at all times MORE then he's upset that she is actively trying to cheat on him before they are even married? And why is his page not interested in her? Particularly with all the rumours of Henry having a thing for nobles. Rosa, lady Stephanie, the noble lady you can sleep with if you don't go with bartosch (even if Henry never slept with them, there are rumours) then she twigs what going on, maybe she stumbles on them having a moment idk. So now it's one big game to her, how far can she push Hans before he snaps and admits he's in love with Henry and breaks the betrothal? And while this is going on , Henry is caught in the middle being very confused, very scared, and a little turned on.

What do you think?

If anyone wants to take this idea, go right ahead just send me the link if you do write it. I want to read this story but I lack the literacy skills to make it any good.

#jitka of kunstadt #henry of skalitz #kcd2 spoilers #hans capon #hansry #hansry fanfiction

sallyisdrawing

I'm 100% sure someone must have done a Hansry Ladyhawke!AU, but here's mine ☀️🌒 Henry's animal form isn't a specific breed; Hans's is inspired by a common kestrel

plentynnewid

Lovely art❤️

Has anyone done a fanfic with this idea? I need it!! Also Hans only being human at night when he loves being in the sun so much is🥺

#kcd #kcd2 #kcd2 fanfiction #kcd2 fanart #henry of skalitz #hans capon #hansry

sohjooart

I'll give you stars / Pink Pony Knight Club

depsidase

Hans? Buddy......you doing ok??

#henry of skalitz #kcd henry #kcd2 #kcd2 spoilers #hans capon #kingdom come deliverance 2 #I don't think Hans is enjoying the siege

thememedaddy

Don't you hate it when you are blacksmithing while drunk, and you have a little to much to drink. And the next thing you know, you wake-up spooning a dead wolf, there's a random dead guy lying on the floor, blood everywhere, you are being chased by wild dogs you can't see properly because you're still sloshed and then you realise someone has nicked your damn shoes!