i think about things sometimes

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[irineey]

#the sibling experience

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thomrainierskies]

i took a philosophy class my first year at community college, and it was the funnest shit ever - prof gave us a powerpoint and told us to fight with him when we disagreed so we could have discussions, then gave us his steam username so we could play racing games together. one time, he told us this story about a prof he had in grad school - guy was tenured, and apparently a great teacher. but he had this time built into his schedule where other profs would be in labs, experimenting, doing research, where he stood in his empty classroom with a warm cup of tea and stared out the window. for these 1.5 hour schedule blocks. and the administration would come to him and be like “dude, we’re not paying you to stare out the window, why aren’t you working?” and he’d say, “i am working. i’m a philosopher, it’s my job to contemplate the world and life and that’s what I’m doing,” and they couldn’t do shit cause he was tenured. and then every handful of years he’d pop out a book that blew everybody’s tits off and they’d get a surge of new philosophy grads come to study with him and make the school a lot of money.

So yeah, i think that’s still what being a philosopher is like

[catchymemes]

[harvestheart]

this is pretty cute  :)

[headspace-hotel]

This is so funny imagine meeting someone who looks just like you but you don’t speak the language so it’s just like the Spider-Man meme

[donnajosh]

[padmaddean]

Ola & Lily

Sex Education s02e05

[inflammatori]

pride (2014); dir. matthew warchus

“there’s a lodge banner, down in the welfare. over a hundred years old. bring it out for special occasions, y’know. i’ll show it to you one day. it’s a symbol, like this. two hands. that’s what the labour movement means - should mean. you support me, i support you, whoever you are, wherever you come from, shoulder to shoulder, hand to hand.”

[bob-belcher]

[wild-aloof-rebel]

Patrick gives Johnny “the talk”

[michonnegrimes]

I’m really bummed that I didn’t get to be the First Lady for longer. That would have been so much fun! I would have wreaked havoc. – Teri Polo

[epiphanies]

Aubrey Plaza in her opening monologue for the 35th Film Independent Spirit Awards (2020)

[valtsv]

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

[valtsv]

these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it

[valtsv]

things pirates of the caribbean got right:

1. will and elizabeth’s love story

2. elizabeth becoming pirate king

3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first three films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that weren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women

4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme

[andremichaux]

Casey + looks™ || Atypical Season 3

[rocktheholygrail]

4x09 || 4x13

[en-attendant-g0d0t]

Bye, BoJack.

[saawek]

Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard

[tinkdw]

They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.

Amazing 😆

[spockvarietyhour]

“Hell’s greatest achievement. The M25”

[fantasmalresplendent]

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them