holy cannoli

small & angry

[biphoenix]

on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

[maria-ruta]

[darkphotographs]

Dark

[neverthere12345]

[dankar-camoran]

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

LOL

[victoria-pedretti]

Lily James and Alicia Vikander in One Red Nose Day and a Wedding

[plittwost]

This cleared my skin

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

[flairina]

HABY BIRTDOY

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[shitpostempire]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Nazi-puncher fined $1

Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

[wilwheaton]

Keep punching Nazis.

[natural--blues]

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

[drst]

Finally a hobby milennials can afford.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[mwg-drwg]

Anyone: Be respectful to women

Several hundred thousand men: ugh I used to be a big fan until you got all political ://///

[leightum]

Sorry we’re such a cliché… Saying ‘I love you’ for the first time on Valentine’s Day. 

I’m too happy to care.

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

[torracat]

[memes-r-memes]