Dr. Charles T. Pepper

@charcoalbrain from twitter and tiktok don’t look too hard i’ve had this blog since i was 14. i’m a jew so don’t be weird

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[dailycatsblog]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[anarchomikeism]

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[steelplatedhearts]

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[ilistentogirlinred]

i love jstor

[romcommunist]

elm trees my only friend

[romcommunist]

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

[headspace-hotel]

[popclture]

Willem Dafoe photographed by Marcelo Krasilcic (2003)

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[lettucemakar]

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[enki2]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[kosmogrl]

no matter what you have tomorrow