hungry for love, ready to drown

DILF Ezio enjoyer // transmasc, intersex il/lui/he/him // white // displaced Cajun // nearly 30 (we'll get there!) // Converting to Judaism // fuck you if you're a TERF/SWERF/MAP/racist/antisemite // reclaiming this old acct bc i forgot the info for my new one  // a boring and slightly depressing individual https://www.goodreads.com/tuttermouse

[canonkiller]

eat drink sleep play

[canonkiller]

you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[no-one-offical]

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[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

new reaction image

[beemovieerotica]

kind of obsessed with this old man on instagram - he gets so few interactions on any of his posts but he's always posting from some kind of bird-filled maritime situation with club music playing in the background

[beemovieerotica]

!!!

[beemovieerotica]

oh the duck is his best friend. they do everything together

he also posts birthday videos for the duck, it's very cute

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

did you know ? you can double-click on text to highlight it , then you can hold ctrl while double-clicking other stuff to highlight it too without disselecting the previously selected bits

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[daily-olly]

Sheaf of Memories

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[meburgers]

making sonas

[wildseerbigwings]

how is he red-green colorblind???

[meburgers]

he’s regular blind.

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[amphibianshaped]

body shop 🔩

[maimonideznuts]

My husband really likes Shark movies

[nikpetrovnha]

The Clacton By-election is making history for multiple reasons. Not only is it the most candidates for a By-election at 35 but the voters will be given the LONGEST BALLOT PAPER in history.

This thing is 3 feet or 90cm long.

The ballot paper being handed out and posted is nearly as long as my fucking leg.

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[userarmand]

jacobanderson: Love you forever Mean-spirited Long Table Louis in Azalea era Raspberry Suit ❤️‍🔥

[coolnessgraphed]

[mousidy]

they should make it easier to get bottom surgery