hungry for love, ready to drown

DILF Ezio enjoyer // transmasc, intersex il/lui/he/him // white // displaced Cajun // nearly 30 (we'll get there!) // Converting to Judaism // fuck you if you're a TERF/SWERF/MAP/racist/antisemite // reclaiming this old acct bc i forgot the info for my new one  // a boring and slightly depressing individual https://www.goodreads.com/tuttermouse

[canonkiller]

eat drink sleep play

[canonkiller]

you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!

[mars-gallavanger]

I Grew Up Room Shaped!

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[dispassionedgrace]

maybe i’m crazy but i’m not actually convinced you care about human dignity and inalienable rights if your outlook on the world is primarily about who should die and suffer

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[karoline-c]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[thetruthisinthenoise]

You wouldn’t just let her die, would you?

[aphractal2]

another concept i should probably finish

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[froggyindewindow]

So my local movie theater has a funny habit of putting their "now hiring" message above whatever movies are currently playing, on their sign

This is a new favorite

[froggyindewindow]

there they go again

[anarchomikeism]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[snissel613]

I think one of my all time favorite takes is that sheidim used to exist, but then the Rambam paskened that they don’t, and well, he is the Rambam

[michinoku800]

[badpsychicadvice]

Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.

[sw0rdhole]

it would love house and you all know it