the musings of a fat lass

the wonderings of a larger lady. Instagram: @plumpasaurus Twitter: chubby_chick

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[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[theconcealedweapon]

[doggirldick]

[april]

screenshots of hope and joy

[the-axiom-of-choice]

peace and love on planet earth

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[theconcealedweapon]

[targetedknowledge]

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[kosmogrl]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[agentwaffle]

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

[definitely-not-a-plant]

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

[ravenobviously]

Bruh. This needs to be a mandatory post on everybody’s blog. Y'all really be pullin out decade old receipts like woah.

[emmaubler]

Either you want people to grow and change or you want people to stay evil villains soyou can feel superior as you shame them.

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[liberalsarecool]

Children in America who are raised around paternalism and patriarchy don't stand a chance.

[blackvelvetofnight]

[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi