There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.

Captain Jack Sparrow, at your 'service'. [Independent RP account for Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. Please, read the rules before you start. It makes everything easier!] [M!A:None.] [Tracked: plunderandotherwisepilfer]

[elven-nicknacks]

[dailypotc]

[farnulan]

Project disney live-action week

Favourite moment

[sasheenka]

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

*rises from the grave once again*

I have been passively chivvied back onto here

I won’t be on immediately (I need to do a rewatch and shove john constantine into a box) but i will hopefully be properly alive soon!

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

Erm... yes, 'tis me

sorry for abandoning a bunch of threads (temporarily, hopefully!) D:

I have these wonderful things called A2 exams coming up

and Jack is fun to play but hard to write

so jack will be hiatus-ing for a while ):

if you want to see what I'm up to otherwise, personal's here, and art's here!

[crimsondeath]

'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts

❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

REMINDER TO ALL OF MY RP PARTNERS: you can literally take all the time you need to reply to our thread(s). I will never rush you or be pushy about it because there is no deadline, and I’ll wait as long as I have to because our thread(s) are worth it okay? okay. ily all. 

[liarliiar-deactivated20150728]

me trying to go on an unfollow spree: ya i know their last post was about 3 years ago but their muse is rly cool idk what if they come back tomorrow

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

Llamas With Hats (Episodes 1-5) : Sentence Starters

"_______, there is a dead human in our house!"

"Oh, hey, how did he get in here?"

"Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!"

"I’ve never seen him before in my life!"

"Why did you kill this person, _______?"

"That is…that is my least favorite thing to do."

"I do not kill people."

"Tell me, _______, exactly what you were doing before I came home."

"Go on…"

"_______, that KILLS people!"

"I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."

"Why—why are they missing?"

"Where are his hands?"

"I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands..."

"Gimme a break!"

"My stomach was making the rumblies."

"What is wrong with you?!"

"Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!"

"You sunk an entire cruise ship, _______!"

"That sounds dangerous."

"I would think I'd remember something like that."

"Uhh, melted gumdrops?"

"Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it."

"You were headbutting children off the ship!"

"Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!"

"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"

"That's the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people drowning _______."

"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."

"Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls."

"I will not apologize for art."

"I don't know about you but i'm having a lovely time here."

"We're supposed to be on vacation."

"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"i seemed to have swallowed and entire person."

"That hurt my feelings."

"Now we're both in the wrong."

"I feel like I've inisuated a challenge."

"We've known each other for three years!"

"Well if you exuse me i have some pictures to delete from my computer."

"I thought you were a woman."

"I'm building a meat dragon and any meat won't do."

"In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat."

"Your mouth unhinged like a snake."

"You've tracked mud all over the carpet! "

"Then there is an imposter on the loose!"

"I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning."

"Happy birthday!"

"Please tell me you had nothing to do with this."

"I ripped the tag off a mattress."

"This isn't funny."

"What? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."

"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded."

"And friend ship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together."

"I think I'm gonna throw - oh, one just touched me."

"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence."

"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."

"It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head."

"Raw face is just gross."

"I know you’ve done something."

"I am a respected member of the community to even insinuate."

"I baked some banana bread for our neighbor."

"Hmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident."

"What do you mean, “huh”?"

"I may have created a crack in spacetime…. through which to collect billions of baby hands."

"Well, y’know, whities gotta pay."

"And the payment is baby hands."

"Well from here it looks like a weather balloon."

"I'm not in the mood for this."

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

Well The actual obstacle to RPing went But I have filled the place as obstacle Not helped by being in the process of developing a d&d character (which me & friends are hoping to start during easter) (and starting playing Shadow of Mordor - Nemesis system is so cool) I am sorry I am a procrastinating idiot

[sanctamater]

         A GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO LOVE AND MURDER                                                    STARTERS

 A collection of lyrics from all 23 songs (over 300 lyrics) within the musical. Under the cut for length! Has everything from murder, plots, funerals and romance; as well as snippets that could suit greeters. All are interchangeable between genders and names. Do be warned that this list is incredibly long. Enjoy! 

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[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

;; ok, so sorry about this but I felt like it had to get out. If I break your rules in any way, please tell me. I roleplay with a lot of people, and I always read the rules page before threading with them. That’s a lot of rules pages, and every one is different. I can’t keep track of all of them! If I’ve got twenty drafts it isn’t easy to remember what partner didn’t like this and which partner didn’t like that.                          I’m only human and I don’t always remember. So if we’re in the middle of a thread, and my muse does something that makes yours uncomfortable, tell me. It wasn’t deliberate. Please, don’t continue writing with me if you don’t enjoy it because I messed up. I wanna know, okay? If I made you uncomfortable in any way, I’d be more than happy to change my reply and/or write a new thread w/ you <3

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters

"Manners maketh man."

"Then let me teach you a lesson."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."

"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."

"True nobility is being superior to your former self."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."

"I will be right back."

"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."

"I've had a rather emotional day."

"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."

"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"

"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."

"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."

"Does it look like I give a fuck?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Do you like spy movies?"

"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."

"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."

"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."

"Ah yes. Very, very nice."

"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."

"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."

"That is sick."

"What does this do? Electrocute you?"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."

"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."

"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"

"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."

"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."

"Well, that was surprising."

"You know I've got nothing to lose."

"Of sorts. Interested?"

"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"

"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"I'll have the Big Mac."

"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."

"It ain't that kind of a movie."

"You didn't - stop - shit!"

"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."

"Choose your puppy."

"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"

"Wherever you go, your dog goes."

"What? They're gun dogs."

"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"

"It'll get bigger, don't it?"

"Shit."

"The man who got you released."

"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."

"You need to solve problems under pressure."

"Mass genocide?"

"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"

"He will find this humiliating."

"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."

"If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear."

[dysfunctionalqueer]

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

*emerges*

Look who it is

Stuff that was preventing RPing is no longer doing the preventing thing

So here I am

[plunderandotherwisepilfer]

So,

if I ever:

Drop an RP without notice

Say ‘yes let’s RP!’ and then quit answering

Say I’ll post a starter and then don’t

Don’t respond to your starter

It’s because I forgot.

It’s because I forgot.

 NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT REMINDING ME.