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@plurinerd
So, in my adventures across various platforms, I started a journey on Bluesky. I found a discourse on the twitter post about waffles and pancakes (iykyk). One of the under comments listed how the communities of various platforms would process the waffle/pancake discourse. Someone under commented that with a take on how this beloved hellsite would handle it.
Thoughts?
Btw, I like pancakes, waffles, French toast, AND crepes.
locked the fuck in get my money up
It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.
Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT
Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.
And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.
Yours truly, the wizard frog
DO NOT INTERRUPT US
You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔
FYM?
That's just a purple traffic cone
Ain't got no class
No drip
Just goofy-
FYM?
GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals
Still look goofy in that GUCCI
Hmmm, yes counterpoint:
DIE
ORC AFFIRMATIONS
My scars are COOL and TUSKY
My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT
My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH
MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS
Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm
i should kill gorm
more hair physics
still really not in the mood for joke replies rn
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go my yuri
No one talks about how hard it is to go from being “Good at drawing for your age” to “Adult lacking social skills with bad posture”
Yes I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost…
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
i had a dream during a nap earlier that they made a tumblr trading card game that you could play online featuring different tumblr users as the cards and one of the cards was pjackk and if you played it he would start moaning really fucking loud
Let’s make this sort of happen. Describe what the prev or a moot does.
@orcboxer orc creature, plays in the attack position. Can reblog any based card on your next turn.
You all are the coolest people I vaguely know
@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person
Like to charge, reblog to cast
OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)
ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔
