Suprise bitch
I actually did it, I'm here to release my wonderful presence onto timblr dot com. How did you ever survive without me.
He/him pronouns, in the most masculine and binary way you can conceive of.
My sister Power and her 2 headmates post here too. I couldn't find a way to lock them out, so I gave up.
Irrelevant limelight hogs, women, people who fuck plushies without express consent, Roxy (you know what you did), don't fucking interact with me. Fuck you.
My therapist told me that not letting Dirk splinters and kinnies is a type of destructive self isolation. So as the world's most healthy man, Dirk kinnies, introjects, and splinters are extremely fucking welcome.
Welcome to the emporium bros














