local kitchen gremlin

Why go to medical school when you can go be a sorceror instead

[antia-calviz]

wouldnt hurt a fly 

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[ibuprofengirl]

btw there should be Drink Stores and they should be open 24/7 and they should have Every Drink. coffee tea boba lemonade etc. and they should be on every street every 300 meters. bc girls need drinks

[puppetbilly]

and they should be free. who are they to deny a drink to a girl in need

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[africanaquarian]

he look like he’d play satan in a straight to dvd movie

[shadokwastaken]

Liv Tyler's Bunny Voyage

[wavcheck]

[funnytwittertweets]

[themongols]

M

[telltaletypist]

[campyvillain]

[memewhore]

[awkward-whiteboy]

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[relishboi]

old fashioned breakcore

[avoidcrow]

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person

[7244395]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[aletheiawriting]

My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

[pacmastermeow]

there won't be any results though because you just made it up

[wizardpotions]

[oranaro-deactivated20241016]

One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur

[tahthetrickster]

LOVE to watch an expert in their field explain to me a bunch of shit i didn’t know

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2 twitter posts in a thread, both from @tahthetrickster​ 

post 1: youtube recs have finally nailed my favorite brand of video and that brand is Expert In A Subject Drags Content Farm Videos About Their Subject

post 2: yes i DO want to see the soap lady be horrified. yes i DO want to watch the bookbinder shout at her screen. yes i DO want to watch this man who looks like a google search result of “plumber” debunk plumbing hacks. yes i DO want to watch ann reardon destroy her microwave again

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[tahthetrickster]

for those who also love to see subject experts going absolutely apeshit about fake content farm video “hacks” please enjoy:

soap lady being horrified

bookbinder shouting at her screen

man who looks like a google image search result of the word “plumber” debunking plumbing hacks

ann reardon destroying her microwave in the name of debunking is a more vague one bc as a food scientist she destroys her microwave like once a month for these so heres just her entire playlist of debunking shenanigans

please join me in enjoying subject experts being incredulous at blossom, five-minute crafts, troom troom, and more

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