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Flint shakes his head, âWhat kind awf save frog dudn know how ta save?âÂ
Amphibia S1 Starters
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âOkay, so yesterday was a bad day.â
âWish there was a way to prove Iâm not such a goof-up.â
âBribe accepted!â
âYouâre a hero! An ugly, ugly, ugly hero!â
âOh boy, thatâs gross.â
âThat was pretty cool, ___. Also really dumb.â
âSo is punching part of friendship?â
âHey, sorry I almost got us killed today.â
âJust one of Mother Natureâs horrible mistakes.â
âThis world is messed up.â
âThatâs kinda messed up, man.â
âThe moment has passed, hasnât it?â
âYou set âem up, and Iâll knock âem down.â
âNo telling what creepy critters are swimming around.â
âItâs fun cause it doesnât hurt! âŚ.ow.â
âTheyâre gonna eat each other alive.â
âHow is it still so hot in here!?â
âOld things are dumb!â
âI donât know what it is but I love it!â
âDonât you dare talk about pineapple on my pizza.â
âIâve seen your death in my mind.â
âPlease donât tell me where it comes from.â
âWho knew ultimate flavor could be so painful?â
â___, thereâs a big difference between courage and stupidity.â
âMust be painful to make so little sense all the time.â
âYeah, deep down weâre just a couple of softies, ainât we?â
âAlways gotta make it about you, donât you?â
âOkay, that was the smartest thing I ever said.â
âThis a cult thing?â
ââŚsensing something is wrong.â
âI donât wanna die in a basement!â
âWhat is this demonic nonsense?â
â___, this show has beautiful people doing dumb things while stuff explodes. Itâs literally perfect.â
âPretty sure I just got played.â
âThat woman is everything I wanna be.â
âImpressive. Kinda scary, but impressive.â
âFinally, the luxury I deserve.â
âI donât wanna live on this planet anymore.â
âIâm here for the drama.â
âThese are horrifying.â
âIâm sure thisâll make sense in a minute.â
âItâs dumb, but fun to watch.â
âWhere was I? Oh right, crippling sadness.â
âThat sounds bad.â
â___, thereâs more to life than spitting and hitting stuff.â
âThat hurt my soul.â
âYou are really not selling me on this place.â
âYouâre really easy to trick.â
âDo you like being randomly attacked?â
âThatâs, uhh⌠thatâs pretty dark.â
âYouâre soft, ___, like a baby.â
âCould you, like, turn down the creep? Just a bit?â
âMan, all I wanted to do today is get muddy and eat people.â
âWow, thatâs uncharacteristically generous of you.â
âJust find a nice tree to leave me under.â
âUh, anyone dead yet?â
âOh wow this looks unsafe. We HAVE to go down there!â
âUh, did we just get locked in here?â
âWho wouldnât wanna steal this stuff?â
âLooks like my day just got a lot more challenging.â
âThere, there, you beautiful, disgusting thing.â
âLove is the cruelest weapon.â
â___, no pressure but weâre gonna die.â
âWell, it looks like this mealâs a bust. Who wants to eat out?â
âHarsh, but on point.â
âAssassinating your critics, I love it!â
âNow itâs like nothing happened.â
âMake promises you canât keep and junk.â
âIâve been here too long.â
âNothing like cracking your neck after a long drive.â
âGive me that ding dang thing!â
âIf it was respect you were looking for, you sure lost mine.â
âWhoa, this is serious.â
âGet them to love you and theyâll do anything for you.â
âDonât stare into the abyss, ___.â
âTo the VIP seats!â
âThis⌠this is pretty sad.â
âBeen a long time since I danced with someone.â
âThat reference means nothing to me.â
âIs it safe to look yet?â
âThe acting troupe had to cancel on account of, well, being eaten on the way here.â
âWe ainât backing down!â
âWhat matters is that Iâm here to take care of you.â
âAll you gotta do is smile and be friendly.â
âAm I crazy or is he making sense?â
âIf anyone needs me, Iâll be in the bathroom practicing my distinguished expression.â
âThatâs, uhh, hard to say no to.â
âJust let it happen, ___.â
âCâmon, help me break the door down.â
âOkay, okay, okay. Enough death already.â
âWouldnât we be better off preparing by diving into deadly situations?â
âResearch is overrated.â
âThat is some steampunky nonsense right there.â
âDonât fall, I wonât catch you!â
âIs this a âwe gotta go nowâ thing or can I finish eating?â
âThis is totally different. This is about me!â
âWell, Iâve got a house to break into, soâŚâ
âThatâs gonna be hard to forget.â
âUhh, yeah, you need help, bud. This is deranged.â
âI donât want your pity cookies.â
âSo, turns out tonightâs events were a tad traumaticâŚâ
âThatâs kinda personal and youâre kinda basically an unstable stranger.â
âWow, flying? What a great way to spy on my enemies.â
âEhh, weâll fix it when we get back.â
âWell, that was a waste of time.â
âDonât put your hand in there!â
âThereâs absolutely nothing familiar here.â
âWell, that didnât feel balanced.â
âNow weâre both cowards!â
âWell, you do give off a creepy vibe.â
âI may look nice, but Iâm petty and vengeful on the inside.â
âNot only am I petty, but Iâm very unforgiving.â
âHey, canât you see Iâm trying to pass on!?â
âWell, this is horrible.â
âEhh, who am I kidding? Iâll eat it.â
âI donât usually do âteam sportsâ, I do âme sportsâ.â
âWell, shoot, Iâm crying âcause that was beautiful.â
âShe may be gigantic but sheâs also a child.â
â___, you seem oddly invested.â
âI have all this anger and I donât know what to do with it!â
âIâm looking forward to seeing this thing go down in flames.â
âI canât wait to abuse this power!â
â___, this isnât cute anymore.â
âOh, sheâs totally freaking out.â
âOoh! I wanna riot too!â
âOh, if you gonna bring it, then bring it.â
âDo you ever stop talking!?â
âOh, come on, a dagger!?â
âLook at me, look at me. Everythingâs gonna be totally fine, alright?â
âMaybe youâre better off without me.â
who are you, really?
tagged by: stolen from @curvebcllâ tagging: @onett-savior, @hcartlcss, @remainsregret, @innsmawâ, & anyone else who wants to do it
the arsonist
"you've destroyed everything," the voice says. "scorched earth and all." "yeah," you reply. "i had to." "and you're a pyromaniac now," the voice chuckles darkly. "oh, boy." â you've burnt everything to the ground and you're searching for a place you want to call home again. you've ran far from your past and you don't know where 'here' is anymore. i'd just like to remind you that home isn't a placeâ they can be people. and i can assure you that there is a place for you in this world. one that'll keep you safe.
the atoner
the voice hums softly. "not everyone is unforgivable, you know." "i don't think that's true." you laugh, a tight noise stuck in your throat. "but it is," the voice continues, softer this time. "and i hope you realise that." â you've done something unforgivable. and we've all been there, sureâ but the guilt's eating away at you and you don't know what's gonna' kill you first. retribution is just out of your reach, and you can only pray for a second chance. all i'm going to say is that you're not a bad person, and you're working hard on being better. and i think you're doing fine.
Balcony.
onett-saviorâ:
               sliiiiiides over some moolah ,, âI have a dog at homeâ please spare my face, okay?âÂ
     Buddy examines the pile of green paper she was given. She remembered Brad once told her about dollars, which was the currency Olathe used before the world went to shit. After The Flash, those dollars eventually became obsolete in exchange for dirty magazines. What in the world is she supposed to do with these?Â
     âThese arenât mags but they will suffice. Iâm going to let you off with a warningâÂ
                âYerâ such a little sussy baka , home skillet!âÂ
â... I donât know what that means but youâre gonna get itâÂ
some rpgs u_u
gentletwinâ.
Donât act like youâre not a little man. Donât do it. I will get you
What are you gonna do with that big bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.
âYa two ahr both little men eend that's final. End awf discussionâÂ
Iâve been playing some games
Buddy you need to find an MP3 player or a boom box. Long before the flash war drums were used to help motivate warriors much like yourself! Just think about how much cooler youâd be sprinting down the hill with some heavy metal blazing!
    âWhatâs a MP3 player and a boom box?â
    Buddy tilts her head to side. The name of those two devices did not ring a bell to her. Neither Brad or Rando told her much about what kind of technology existed before the Flash. However, Brad did tell her about this visual-audio device called a âTVâ, which he seemed to be quite fond of.Â
    Heavy metal, huh? Members of the Rando Army seemed to adore this kind of music and said she might as well if she has ever gotten a chance to listen to it. She beings to picture himself in this particular scenario and sees how awesome it would be to be to sprint down the hill while slaying her opponents, âI like the sound of that!âÂ
     âS-Sometimes I feel like I should just stay asleep...âÂ
hey. itâs me. that one guy from that one game about dreams or something. you know the one.
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  âYOU like playing Ben 10 for the Nintendo Wiiâ˘, DONâT you?â
    âYeah, I like playing Ben 10 for the Nintendo Wiiâ˘. Do you have a problem with that?â
â We donât talk about the time I ate so many omelets I cried and puked everywhere. â
âAh 'member it took yâr mah thuh whole day ta culean uhp all thuh pukeâ