So for my non-American friends, here’s what happening right now.
-Florida survived, in case you’re wondering.
-Texas too.
-Half of our country is enraged over football.
-Half of us agreed that Nazi’s can have “Free Speech” and are allowed to run over a crowd of protesters, but athlete’s aren’t allowed to exercise their first amendment rights.
-Our president is pushing us towards a nuclear war, so get ready because we all know we’re coming to beg for your help.
-Puerto Rico is destroyed but no one cares. (Because FOOTBALL! ‘MERCIA!)
-More people are interested in Kylie Jenner possibly being pregnant than Puerto Rico being obliterated.
-Nazi’s are becoming a thing again, BTW.
-Us “Snowflakes” are the cause for all this hate. (Not our pigheaded president that is openly transphobic and racist, or his pack of piglets that I’m pretty sure he pays off at this point because who else would say such stupid shit.)
-College is not affordable.
-Healthcare is not affordable.
-Food is not affordable.
-Living is not affordable.
-Death is affordable though. Well, Kinda.
-Pretty sure the entire east side of the country is in ashes. (Did everyone forget already?)
-According to Christians, the world is supposed to end in a month?
-We literally have so much to be worrying about and everyone is stuck up on football.
-Elementary schools are allowed to starve children now. (No money? No food!)
-Our president has a twitter addiction that rivals a 14 year old’s.
-A disrespectful 15 year old brat who got famous because of her “cash me outside, how bout dat” performance on Dr. Phil just signed with a major recoding deal.
-We’ve lost all sense of human modesty.
-Racism is at an all time high.
-Literally watching people be brainwashed by an oompa loompa and his blonde barbie friend, Tami because the media is all fucked up too.
-Nothing is safe anymore.
-Children who had no choice in coming here are now being shipped off to countries they don’t know.
-Literally a laughing stock.
Am I missing anything?
