Smile and confuse people

My name is Jessica and this is my personal blog where I post what I feel like posting. Icon by @mintmoth

[pocketchina]

Florida is so fucked if this bill passes

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Petition to make this our new flag because this looks cool as fuck

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[pocketchina]

Putting on my little clown nose for the PlayStation state of play today

[pocketchina]

Honk honk where is kh4?

[pocketchina]

The stream fucking died from the particles in the god of war trailer

[pocketchina]

Putting on my little clown nose for the PlayStation state of play today

[pocketchina]

Honk honk where is kh4?

[memeuplift]

[reasonsforhope]

My aesthetic blog literally has a category for "Things that my 10 year old self would have fucking loved." 10/10 would recommend

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[pocketchina]

Putting on my little clown nose for the PlayStation state of play today

[pocketchina]

It's Pride and Wrath month over here

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[minipliny]

Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

[hapalopus]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[giga-queen]

ship wars are dumb. Polyamory and aromanticism are easy, simple, and effective solutions

[nerdragons-hoard]

I don't see how polyamory or aromanticism could patch up the holes in my hull but if you say so