[teathattast]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning and a worse typeface says you don't think music is even real

[despazito]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information is telling person who needs detailed instructions to function to just wing it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[cannagracie]

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[depsidase]