Chalky Milk

Nothing to see here, keep it moving.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[mrhealyourgirl]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[realfootage]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[albva]

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[fairycosmos]

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

[hateusandseeifwemind]

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

[tall]

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[yellow-cat]

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

[greelin]

“why’s he whimpering like that” do you ask why the sun shines? why birds sing? why you can simply pick a grape off of a vine and eat it?

[byjove]

hey man, I can’t make it tomorrow. mom just told me I have to go into grandpa’s funeral barrow and fight his draugr for the family heirloom cursed sword. it’s probably going to be an all day thing. yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

[lmaonade]

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet