[awesome-ambrose-world-deactivat]

Then vs now

[lambchopviking]

‘’I don’t think that the New Day will be able to survive.’’

XAVIER YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART

[littlemsscareall]

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[ta-archive]

some of u are like “i’ve been on tumblr for a year! i can’t believe it’s been so long!” i’ve been on thsi goddamn website for 5 years and i can’t escape hell…..i remember tumblr prom……the fucjkign mishapocalypse…….

[ittybittymattycommittee]

Textposts of Tomorrow - Coldwave edition IV

[shunasassi]

                                                  Tʜᴇ sᴀғᴇsᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴀʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ

[daredvils]

Jessica + sleeping

[thisisnotinuse-deactivated20171]

All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.

[weloveshortvideos]

[excima]

this is so funny

[kenxoxmusic]

THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO

[tayismom]

The fucking water tho

[rokeyalovestay]

HAHA

[doctorthirtxxn]

crime boyfriends ?

which one tags the other in pictures of cute animals 

mick tags len in every picture of a cat he sees and is just “that’s you”

which one injures themself while trying to impress the other 

less ‘trying to impress’ and more ‘len was being a stubborn idiot and refused to take his binder off and then passed out’

which one carries the other on their shoulders when they get too tired to walk 

mick is the designated rogue-carrier so

which one puts pizza rolls in the shopping cart when the other isn’t looking

“mick put that back i said i’m cooking tonight”

which one sends the other useless fun facts at 3 am

len does it when he can’t sleep and mick’s just “i’m gonna kill you”

which one feeds stray animals 

they both do..they each have a posse of cats and dogs, respectively

which one sleeps in really weird positions 

len sleeps curled up like a cat. it’s weird

which one opens all the jars/bottles 

mick is the Strong

which one spontaneously bursts into song for no reason 

len. lisa usually joins in

which one buys the other really weird birthday cards

mick absolutely does. sometimes if they’re funny enough he’ll actually pay for them

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[alex-guerin]

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

[ralkana]

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[tortellinigirl]

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

[gaygirlhay]

I'm a touchy girlfriend

I have to be up under you, kissing you, holding your hand, grabbing your butt, biting you… Something idc

[mishasminions]

SPIDER-MAN IN CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

[akkiveee]

Happy birthday, Buck 🎉🎈🎂

[coldwavelegends]