For the Love of Pod

Quotes from podcasts that make us laugh and, we hope, make others check out the shows

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A great moment in 2020

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I found it interesting the timing of recent NYT stories alleging that Russian intelligence agents were paying the Taliban to attack US soldiers: the so-called bounty story. The leaking of this purported US intelligence was at a minimum extremely convenient for opponents of ending the war in Afghanistan, and it’s the latest example in a pattern of stories breaking that seem to bolster the agenda of the pro-war crowd on Capitol hill. I don’t know what the truth is about these statements, but I do know that the Taliban don’t need Russia to pay them to kill US forces. They’ve been doing it on their own for 20 years. And we should always be skeptical of these kinds of leaks from unnamed national security sources in general, particularly when they come to questions of war. But that story was indeed a boost in the arm for the bi-partisan coalition to keep that war going.

Jeremy Scahill Intercepted 7/8/2020

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When you die, people are going to be really sad and they’re going to ball and they’re going to be at your funeral and they’re going to be holding each other and they’re going to be quivering and they’re going to be yelling why to the universe and then they’re going to go eat lunch.

Zach Braff  You Made It Weird 4/22/2020

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Video from the 2017 Milwaukee show of Karen jumping into the audience

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This week’s podcast episode

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True Crime TV: Cops are almost supernaturally gifted in solving crimes

True Crime Podcast: The cops really screwed this up from the start and the whole damn system is complicit

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The real you is strong. You've been hiding from it. It's written in your DNA. You were born with it. You can live at high altitude. You can live in the cold. You can eat radishes or rabbits. You have an evolution survival machine. You can't escape the strength that you have unless you hide from it.

David Clark We Are Superman Podcast 32 with Scott Jurek

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“Al Capone had syphilis his whole life because he hated shots.” “Really? But he shot so many people!” –Dave and Gareth on The Dollop

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I searched my history of Who Charted quotes to honor Kulap leaving the show this week. I was kind of disappointed that I had no stand alone Kulap quotes. Who Charted is my longest running show that I still listen to every episode on Wednesday. I love Howard and Kulap equally. But I never grabbed something just form Kulap. Bummer. Lots of stuff with her and Howard interacting.

Godspeed @kulap. You rule. I can’t imagine the show without you. And cheers to the end of the last original Earwolf show (Since Comedy Bang Bang changed names.) I can’t wait to see “Origin Story.”

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Yu-Gi-Oh cards is an investment, you know? You’re fuckin’- you’re buying that kid bonds.

Griffin McElroy (via mbmbam-ooc)

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Self Defense Animal Style | My Favorite Murder 60

Karen: If there is someone in the bathroom that came into the bathroom to harm you or touch you in any way that you don't want to happen: The knee goes to the nuts, the fingers go to the eyes, and you fucking go for it animal style like they serve at In-N-Out. You fucking go for it.

Georgia: Yeah, put some fucking thousand island on that mother fucker. Put that thousand island beatdown

Karen: You melt some cheese on top of that beat down, girl.

Georgia: And you fucking put some sauteed onions and some fuckin' thousand island beatdown

Karen: It's called the "Not Today Mother Fucker Special" and you serve it up for free.

Georgia: Animal style.

Karen: Yeah, 100%

Georgia: Bon Apetit mother fucker.

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String 'em up | The Dollop 299 Errol Flynn

Dave: Once Errol learned that ducks immediately digest fatty pork

Gareth: Uh oh

Dave: So he tied a piece of pork to a ten foot piece of string and went into his back yard that was full of ducks

Gareth: Oh god

Wil: Hang on, he invented duck fishing?

Dave: No, he realized ducks really ingest this fatty pork really fast, like it goes right through them. So he tied string to the pork and threw it to the ducks, and it wasn’t long until he managed to "human centipede" a half dozen ducks ass to mouth on string

Gareth: Oh my god

Wil: Well that is actually where the expression “To get your ducks in a row” comes from

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The Dollop #FBF | John Africa

Dave: Can I ask you a question? Is it wrong to have a hobby?

Gareth: I’ll tell you what, Dave, if there’s one thing I’ve learned on The Dollop, it’s yeah. Yup. Sometimes it is wrong to have a hobby.